Me:
Yoongi, Yoongi!
YOONGI!
YOON TO THE FUCKING GI!
Yoongles:
WHAT WHAT im awake!
IS THERE AN EMERGENCY?
Me:
YES. Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?
Yoongles:
wait what-
SOMEONE GOT KIDNAPPED?!!
Me:
Nah.It's fine. He woke up. GET IT. HAHAHAHAAHAH kid-napping
Yoongles:
Did you just wake me up for that?
Me:
Yea HAHAHA! IT WAS TECHNICALLY AN EMERGENCY. KIDNAPPING HAHAHA
Yoongles:
WHAT THE FUCK. YOU FUCKING IDIOT. NOW I CAN'T SLEEP!
Me:
TOO BAD! Why are you still sleeping? Now it is at noon.
Yoongles:
I don't have work today.
Me:
Ok now ask me 'what do you call a deer with no eyes?'
Yoongles:
No! im not gonna do that!
Me:
Cmon PLEASE
Yoongles:
NO
Me:
Pleaseee
Yoongles:
Fine. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Me:
HMMMM no ideer AHAHHAHAHAAHAH
Yoongles:
Smh. Why am I still here?
Me:
Because you love me PAPI
Yoongles:
CAN YOU NOT?!?!
Me:
fine. Im going to stand outside so if anyone asks, Im outstanding
Yoongles:
YOU ARE READING
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Fanfiction"Are you okay?" I heard a soft voice asking me. "Am I okay? Of course, I am not. Can't you see I am crying?". "I'm sry. Why are you crying tho?" the person asked and I started crying again. If this was how i cry when my bias died in just a story, I...
