bruh (me x lego piece)

how it started

i was walking around the neighborhood and i spot a freaking lego piece.

lego piece:"hey there hot stuff, wanna date?'

me:"ew no! get away from me!" *steps on it* "OW!'

i lift up my foot and it's still there but looks beat up, i leave it alone and go back inside.

[1 year later]

i went swimming and guess who i saw, the one and only lego piece i saw a year ago with a bunch of women and........is that freaking abbacchio?

lego piece:"hey! look! trash!" he says pointing at me. i walk over to him and give him a nice punch in the gut, making him cough a little bit of legos (btw he grew a body)

he fell to the ground and everyone gasped (even abbacchio, bruh) and ran away.

the end

bruh you thought me and lego piece were gonna date? but it was i, MAYO100!!!!