i was walking around the neighborhood and i spot a freaking lego piece.
lego piece:"hey there hot stuff, wanna date?'
me:"ew no! get away from me!" *steps on it* "OW!'
i lift up my foot and it's still there but looks beat up, i leave it alone and go back inside.
[1 year later]
i went swimming and guess who i saw, the one and only lego piece i saw a year ago with a bunch of women and........is that freaking abbacchio?
lego piece:"hey! look! trash!" he says pointing at me. i walk over to him and give him a nice punch in the gut, making him cough a little bit of legos (btw he grew a body)
he fell to the ground and everyone gasped (even abbacchio, bruh) and ran away.
the end
bruh you thought me and lego piece were gonna date? but it was i, MAYO100!!!!
YOU ARE READING
bruh (me x lego piece)
Randomi stepped on it and that's how it all started. (bruh dis like my first book so shush)