Takeda

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Takeda: Sup Captian.

Cassie: Don't try anything.

Takeda: Oh Captain my Captian your making the situation worse.
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Howlet: Takeda.

Takeda: How's it going Luna number 2?

Howlet: You just crossed the line.
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Luna: Son of Kenshi.

Takeda: Leader of the furry fandom.

Luna: I see you've been hanging out with Jonny Cage.
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Takeda: Scumbag.

Kano: Did Cassie teach you a new word for me.

Takeda: Stay away from her, and us.
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Takeda: Think you can beat me?

Lui Kang: Of course I can.

Takeda: You had to ask Takeda.
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Takeda: You're allergic to peanuts?

Cassie: Yes, don't try and kill me.

Takeda: And here I thought being allergic to gluten was bad.
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Kollecter: Shoa kahn had flattened you.

Takeda: Look I dided once, and I'm not about to do it again.

Kollecter: That is way Shao Kahn is greatest.
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Takeda: I read a fanfiction about us, and I'm disturbed.

Cassie: Why the hell are you guys reading fanfiction?

Takeda: Its disturbing in a fun way.
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Cassie: I've been thinking alot about Revenant Kung Loa.

Takeda: I swear if you kill yourself I will kill him.

Cassie: Please dont say that.
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Sindel: You are weak compared to Kenshi.

Takeda: Leave my father out of this.

Sindel: Deep down, you wish him dead.
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Kenshi: Are you behaving with Kung Jin?

Takeda: Yes dad, I am.

Kenshi: Better be, your way to young for real things.
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Ava: As a Telepath myself, you hate your father.

Takeda: How'd you guess.

Ava: Be nice to him, you may never know when it is too late.
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Jax: Whatever happened with Jacqui.

Takeda: Well, we're not dating anymore.

Jax: Well, atleast shes found her lover now.
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Takeda: Ya know, I could've dated Jacqui still.

Cassie: You always scare Jin with that.

Takeda: And mabye even you.
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Takeda: Still thinking about becoming a mom?

Cassie: Wtf is wrong with you and mom.

Takeda: I'm badly waiting to be an uncle or dad.
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Luna: Takahashi.

Takeda: LunaMoon.

Luna: Well this was pointless.
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(Back when Takeda and Jacqui were dating)

Cassie: Hurt Jacqui and you answer to me!

Takeda: I would never do such a thing.

Cassie: I mean it, if you do it, I'll kill you.
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Kung Loa: Jin is a lucky man to have you.

Takeda: What are you trying to say Loa?

Kung Loa: You are quite the charmer to date males.
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Takeda: You know I could've dated Jacqui still.

Cassie: Can you shut up about that.

Takeda: I'm kidding jeez.
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Sub Zero: Your lover is a rat of a Shaolin.

Takeda: You better take that back.

Sub Zero: Never.
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Takeda: Yo, love the hair.

Takeda: Damm, I look good.

Takeda: I'm flirting with myself.
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Takeda: Wait, what's happening?

Takeda: You're me and I'm you?!

Takeda: What the hell Takeda.
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Erron Black: Mind your step junior.

Takeda: Why, afraid I'll step on your dignity?

Erron Black: Careful what you say boy.
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Takeda: Can't you be a little nicer to Jin?

Lui Kang: He needs to grow thicker skin.

Takeda: A dose of beat up it is jerk bag.
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Kung Loa: Protect Jin like your life depends on it.

Takeda: Yes sir.

Kung Loa: I can trust you after all.
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Takeda: I'm sending sad thoughts.

Kung Jin: (Stuttery voice) It's nothing like that.

Takeda: Now I don't want to hurt you.
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Kung Jin: (stuttery voice) It's nothing personal Takeda.

Takeda: I know a sad face when I see one.

Kung Jin: (Stuttery voice) Let's just get this over with.
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Takeda: V, your back!

Vidalia: Only to kick your ass.

Takeda: Oh come on really.
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