At The Akatsuki ....
Hidan : *fucking some hoe*
Deidara : *Blowing some shit up*
Sasori : *Making A Puppet*
Kisame : *Bitching to Itachi*
Itachi : *Not Giving A Fuck*
Kakazu : *Whoreing Himself Out For Money..*!
Tobi *Being a good boy ^_^*
Zetsu : *eating some human*
Orochimaru : *finding a new body*
Konan + Pein :
Konan : Pein !!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU !!! DIRTY CLOTHES GO IN THE DIRTY CLOTHES HAMPER!!! AND NEXT TIME YOU GO LAUNDRY SEPARATE YOUR WHITES FROM YOUR DARK AND COLOR CLOTHES!!!!!!!!
Pein : -.- yes konan
Konan : AND OH WHAT IS THIS CHIPS???? HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO EAT IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!
Pein : Yes Mother -.-
(p.s for all you readers when you see this (') that means those are what the persons thinking in there head NOT out loud )
Konan : EVERY TIME I WALK IN HERE I FEEL LIKE IM LIVING IN A PIG STY !!!!!!! *starts going ape shit..*
Pein : Konan baby... Relax!!!
(') is this bitch on her period or something .. (')
Konan : !!!!!! MEETING NOW!!!!!! GET ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS!!!!
Pein : But...
Konan : NOW *devil eyes..*
Konan : ALL THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!!!!!!!!
*Everyone Comes In....*
Hidan : Bitch Fuck You Yellen For!!!!!!!
Konan : *Hard Devil Stare*
Hidan : *stays shut*
Konan : I HAVE HAD ENOUGH WITH THE MESSINESS IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO KEEP YOUR THINGS CLEAN!!!!
Itachi : with all respect konan we are guys
Orochimaru : Uchiha i-s-s-s right -s-s-
Konan : SO...........
Sasori : well I can't always keep track of my puppet collection
Deidara : I don't have time to pick up the aftermath of my explosions
Hidan : I can't just quickly pick up after my dead body's ....
Orochimaru : It s-s-s-s-s not that
s-s-simple to pick up after my s-s-shed s-s-s-skin
Kakazu : I'm to busy with my money
Tobi : Tobi is a good boy who needs help
Kisame : My Katana sheds fall of every second I move it to much I can't be wasting my time to pick them up every moment I move.....
Zetsu : I'm sorry I just can't keep track of my ... "meals" so I can't help it if blood drops here and then
Itachi: ........ I think the point is time is just something we can't afford ....
Konan : YOU LAZY SON OF A B!TCHES!!!
Pein : Konan ... As much as I would like to agree with you ... I can't their right, time is something we don't have..
Konan : *calms Down..* okay... Your right ... So what your saying is you need help?
All: ...yes...
Konan : Then get A MAID!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakazu : WHAT MAID=MONEY NOO!!!!
Itachi : I agree a maid would. Just be troublesome
Sasori : too much work
Hidan : I agree with konan I maid would be good...
Konan: really Hidan ? I'm surprised ?
Kakazu : Pfft don't flatter your self he just wants a girl to fool around with
Konan : -.-
Hidan *smirk*
Orochimaru : yes... A maid would be a joyful choice ...
(') for my experiments(')
Konan : Now hold on-*walks over to them and falls on one of hidan's body*
Konan : O_O .....
All : Oh Shit.....
Pein : Konan.....
Konan : GET A MAID NOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All : Clear.....
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