finale

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Word got out that you were the matchmaker.

But you were fine with it. After all, you've decided to finally make people pay for your services.

With the much needed encouragement from your friends, you evolved from the mystical matchmaker to y/n the matchmaker. Your business was booming and your clientele continued to expand. 

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[the illuminati]

not(y/n): i love my sidejob but i wish i didn't know that our gym teacher wants to hit up soobin's mom

binnie: wHAT

minhoe: soobin's parents are still married tho?

hwanghandsome: yeah...

isthataweed: it's not just soobin's mom...

woofjin: i'm not going to ask why you know that chan but y/n what are you going to do?

not(y/n): well it's in my terms and conditions that i will not help people get together with someone who's already in a relationship so i guess i'll remind him?

dandymin: expose him

honeysung: PERIODT

felixthecat: THATS THE TEA SIS

hwanghandsome: but soobin tho

innie: okay im late but ew

innie: that gym teacher tried to hit up MY MOM once too

isthataweed: well I wouldn't blame him, your mom is nice

not(y/n): what

dandymin: what

woofjin: what

honeysung: what

binnie: what

felixthecat: what

hwanghandsome: what

minhoe: what

innie: omg im gonna have 2 dads

not(y/n) has left the chat

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so uh, my dumb self was so sad about woojin that i forgot to tell yall the previous chapter was the last chapter and that this is supposed to be the epilogue so uh

oops?

but don't worry ;) i have more fics

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