Aries: FINALLY! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
Taurus: *on the outside* cool. *on the inside* YESYESYESYESYES OH HAPPY DAY
Gemini: it's about damn time Cancer: NO FUCKING WAY IM CRYING TEARS OF HAPPINESS FOR ONCE
Leo: that's great news but...it's nothing new. please take a number and get in line.
Virgo: 11:11 WORKS Libra: alright. now is the time to put the cheesy pick up lines into action *smirks creepily yet charmingly* Scorpio: why the füik you lyyy'n why you always lyyy'n mmmmmm oh my god stop ftik'n lyyy'n
Sagittarius: *winks* hey there Capricorn: GREAT! now I have to avoid you.
Aquarius: *squints eyes suspiciously* really? *squints harder* why?
Pisces: dreams do come true
