The Imperilment and The Engagement

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(This part is the continuation of the part when Steve and Matthew)

"Please introduce yourself, we cannot understand you, Mr. Dark Lord Blabbermouth." Matthew bravely spoke. The mysterious guy chuckled with a dark, echoey tone.

åm ţhė pęŕīł. Î ăm Đàņģëř"

His thrilling voice sent the two boys trembling in fear, but Matthew tries to maintain his toughness. "THEN SHOW THE FUCK UP, YOU MOTHERFUCKING HIDEOUS WEIRDASS MARY SUE CUNT!" he replied rudely. Suddenly the ground shakes, as Steve panicked which made him forced to jump to Matthew's back, and luckily Matthew caught him from behind. "God damn calm down, lil Steve. This is just a soft move of that lil sick bitch." He said to Steve, but Steve is still afraid. "B-but if we die, we lose e-everything!" Steve stutteringly replied, terrified. Matthew sighed as he puts Steve down. "Just chill out, dude."

"Everything will be fine, I promise. Okay?"

"I'll protect you from that sick bitch."

Later on the ground suddenly closes back to normal as Steve flinched and fell. Luckily, Matthew caught him. "Gotcha!" Matthew said after grabbing Steve. Steve then looked at him, blinking twice and in wonder of did he really just caught him in a pose of that. Steve... unexpectedly... blushed due to that. Matthew looked at him seeing his visible fluster. Being charmed by his face, he gets a reddish tinted cheeks that is so noticeable for Steve to see.

"Y-you're...blushing," Steve said, trying to point it out. "Well so as you," Matthew replied as Steve just gets up by himself. "N-ngh I'm not gay!" Steve yelled in denial, as Matthew replied with a smirk. "Denial?~" Steve looked away from him, avoiding eye contact with the one who helped him throughout this crazy, lustful happenings and currently teasing or "provocatively seducing" him.

Matthew laughed for a short moment as the laughter fades away after a short moment. "Yo dude chill, I'm just joking around here! I'm here to bang that weirdo roaming around us to death, I'm not gonna bang ya in here 'til ya lose your breath." Steve sighed in relief, still remained flustered from the unexpected thing that happened just moments ago, but Matthew just chuckled over it like nothing happened embarrassingly.

Suddenly the ground shook once again, causing the romantic-comedic moment to break as Matthew prepared himself, armoring himself with an iron chestplate and a golden helmet, as he also armed himself with a netherite sword. Steve decided to arm himself too, ending up having only a wooden hoe, stone shovel, and a fishing rod. Frustrated, he facepalmed as Matthew noticed his "weaponries" then laughed, despite of the rumbling ground that's still keeps on shaking.

A moment after, the ground slowly stops shaking.

"Thank motherhecking god..." Matthew said, sighing in relief afterwards, as Steve just stared at his hoe and shovel. "That guy was such a..." Matthew paused and gets Steve's wooden hoe, as Steve flinched and looked at him. "That guy was such a 'this'."

Seconds of silence after, Steve gave a small chuckle knowing Matthew is referring a silly insult pun. Matthew chuckled back, handing the hoe back.

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