>Friend: Did you hear that one directi-
Me: Yes.
> Mom: So how did you break into One Directions Tour Bus ?
Me: *Miley Cyrus voice* I came in like a wrecking ball.
> You have more of a chance
of marrying your favourite band
member than you do of winning the
lottery and if that didn't brighten up
your day then what will.
> Me: *staring at band member* Mmm
Mom: He's old enough to be your dad.
Me: The dad of my children...
Mom: What ?!?
Me: What ?
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