•♡Could've Guessed♡•

Chapter 1- Sucketh Thine Own Thingy

* pre-warning, my titles have nothing to do with the chapter, they're just random words that came to my head and made me laugh. The song is just...yeah it's just, that's it.*

~*Minho Pov*~

" Minnie, sweetie~" There it was, that sweet, manipulative voice I dreaded hearing. It meant nothing good for me. Ever.

" Coming mother!" I returned, quickly getting off of my bed to head downstairs in fear of possibly getting hit with a spoon. She always kept those handy on her...ugh- It makes me shudder at the thought.

Finding my way to the bottom of the spiral path, I spotted the woman seated on the couch, resting in her signature pose for whenever she had something to tell me. Something she knew I wouldn't like. Legs folded underneath each other, hands rested at either side of her body on the couch, a gentle smile on her face... and last but not least... a plate of fresh red velvet and white chocolate cookies on the coffee table.

Gosh they looked so good.

Instantly, a loud groan left my lips, but I was quick to pad my way over to my mother, shoulders slumped and a large pout on my pink lips. Seeing her lips begin to part, my hand went up, giving her a signal to 'give me a second', causing her lips to press together once more. Grabbing a cookie in each hand, my teeth bit into the one in my right. However, a thought crossed my mind and I looked back to the cookie tray. Briskly, my hand snatched up a third cookie prior to me plopping my butt onto the couch across from my mum. Making a little motion with my head, the pretty lady that birthed me became aware that I was ready for her speech.

"I am sending you to live on campus...in the school dorms." She stated, only earning a nod from me, mouth still in the process of being stuffed with cookies. That was understandable- she had a good job that required her to travel a lot; she didn't want me to handle that big house on my own- But from the constipated look on her face that made me want to laugh, I could tell the next thing she said would piss me off.

"You'll be staying in a shared dorm. By my request." That. That was what hit different.

"What?! Mom, how could you?!" I shouted/whined, not liking the words that came out of her mouth. She knows how anti-social I am, why would she do that?! Even through my anger, I spotted the dangerous look on my mother's face. Following the direction her eyes were pointing, a loud, high-pitched screech left my lips. There, on the ground, lied my three little precious babies. ;^;

(Other than my cats, of course :) )

Panicking, I rushed to pick the cookies up, stuffing them each in my mouth whole. Hearing the sound of someone falsely throwing up, my head raised to see my mum staring at me in disgust. " Five second rule. " Instantly, a loud smack sounded, causing me to hiss in pain, covering my mouth with my hand to keep the cookies from falling out. " OUCH!"

...that short ass woman had just reached all the way across the table to smack me- Should I be offended?

" That's disgusting, Minho." My attacker whispered in disappointment, shaking her head as she made her way over to the staircase. Pausing, she looked back at me over her shoulder. " I don't want to hear anymore complaints from you. Be up early tomorrow, we'll be going to finalize the transaction."

Oh so that's how it's gonna be.

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[A/N]
That was definitely not what I expected this first chapter to go like. Because of that, it's probably trash. But oh well, it is what it is and I'll probably go back and edit one day when I get irritated with it enough. For now, I feel you've all waited long enough for this trash. Whoever reads.

~Lexi the Sarcasm Major