The Bug Kid Chronicles: The Rise Of Bug Kid

The Grubonian-Chinese Revolution

Before The Siege of The Bug Fuck Republic...

Upon the horizon of Grubonian China, a ginormous horde of Mongols charged The Great Wall. Simon watched from one of the towers, grabbing his kitana that was stationed at his hip with both hands. His eyes were completely focused on the men on horses charging towards his home. Simon knew there was no coming out of this alive, knowing Mr. $wampAss summoned the Mongols of Earth for such a procedure. The people of China were panicking, rushing from building to building, trying their best to find some kind of protection. The People's Chipmunk Red Army had the wall poorly guarded with rifles and very little armor. Robot Mao stood by Simon, holding a manifesto in his arms. "You must seek refuge my lord! They will salvage your parts for Robo Khan!" said Simon the chipmunk sensei. "No!" demanded Mao. "I must stand right here, in the suffering with my people! We share struggles, no matter the position I hold!" As the clouds darkened and the grasslands filled with an endless horde of warriors, Simon instantly whipped his sword from his guard and pointed it towards the Mongols, sending chipmunk soldiers to their fate. The little number of Chinese soldiers was no match! Mongols began burying them in the wave of cavalry units only to be violently ripped apart with swords, spears, and bare hands. Siege units towered over the warriors, slowly rolling towards the walls. "Come on Robot Mao, let's get back to the temple!" pleaded Simon. Robot Mao pulled a 9mm from his coat and looked Simon in the eyes. "For the communist party!" he yelled before jumping into the battlefield from a 46 foot drop. "NO!" yelled Simon. Robot Mao was mercilessly butchered within seconds! Horses trampled him at an alarming rate, crushing through his outer armor and creating craters along his body like pistons. Then, a Mongol took one swing of his sword, slicing his head off. The leader of Grubonian China was now dead, and Simon was next to go.

Giant battering rams locked onto the walls, busting through solid bricks like a sandcastle. Through every hole in the wall, bloodthirsty Mongols pours from the seems, looking for their next victims amongst the city of Beijing. Simon ran along The Great Wall, attempting to reach The Temple of The Chipmunk Sensei for some type of cover from the mayhem. All along the way was the sight of citizens being brutally murdered. There was no mercy for men, women, children, or elders. The Mongols just pillaged everything in their path, reaching the temple within minutes. The temple was surrounded by cannons, armed warriors, horses, battering rams, and spears with chipmunk heads stuck through them, parading through the streets of what was Beijing. Simon sat upon his balcony, holding the sword against his stomach. Seppuku was the only way out for Simon. He couldn't let the Mongols have their victory! Before the Mongol thugs could reach his bedroom door, Simon sliced through the fur and skin, pouring all of his guts and intestines all over the wooden floor. Crystal-red blood poured through the cracks of the wood planks, spreading all across the ground. The doors of his room swung open, letting multiple Mongols into the room. Before they grabbed him, Simon lost the ability to stand, tumbling off the balcony. He lifelessly fell from the top of the temple, letting go of his precious kitana. Guts and blood flew through the air as he came closer and closer to the surface. The end of the legend of The Chipmunk Sensei was marked that very day. Everybody watched the silhouette of his mangled body slowly descend in the glare of a blood-red sunset. The fall of Beijing and the Grubonian Chipmunk China was a major loss during The Great $wampAss War, only marking the beginning of it. This lead the people of Grubonian China in an entirely new direction.

Near the end of the war...

Months later, the chipmunks were completely genocided in Grubonian China, leaving only Chinese humans alive. An elderly man named Bernie Sanders formed a militia to counter Mr. $wampAss's Mongol army. The name of this squad of revolutionists was known as The People of New China. His revolt against Mr. $wampAss's armies occupying China started in the South-Eastern end, slowly covering more and more land North. Bernie Sanders's militia was one of the main key reasons Mr. $wampAss lost The Great $wampAss War, because it weakened his military greatly! The People of New China were equipped with Earth-based modern assault rifles and machine guns, supplied by Bug Kid's Azerbaijani Empire. These high military grade firearms were able to rip through the Mongol forces like paper. Overpowering Mr. $wampAss's army, Bernie Sanders claimed the city of Beijing himself, holding the flag of The PNC in one hand and a bowl of noodles in the other. Fireworks were sparked into the air that night and the reconstruction of China was started! The PNC established a communist-based government in Grubonian China (like before), but the entire belief of The Chipmunk Sensei and his story was left behind, only to be buried beneath the surface of modern China. Bernie was looking for more of a hierarchy-based leadership in The PNC. After the war ended, Grubonian China grew to become one of the mighty superpowers of Grubonia.