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Some funny, inspiring, dumb, interesting, and weird quotes I've found or been given by people! A quote for every day if the year!

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by Under-The-Ash-Tree

by Under-The-Ash-Tree

Friend 1: *across the room* Do you know how to killl vampires?

Friend 2: “Comes up to me” Do you have your bible?

Me: yup!

Friend 2: You can use it to kll the vampires!

Me: But my bible is the Satanic bible…

Friend 2: It’ll still work.

Me: ...but satan…

Everyone: *just laughing*

Me: I am the embodiment of satan on this earth! I will flame you all!