d.i.l.f. // ziall ✔️

forty-FOUR

harry: hii liam (:

liam: hi, harry

liam: tonight was incredible. thank you for coming.

harry: it was, thank you for taking me out. i had a nice time.

liam: maybe we can do it again, yeah?

harry: definitely.

harry: can i ask you something liam?
liam: go for it

harry: ...you knew that man didn't you? and it didn't seem like an old friendship. it was more, huh?

liam: you mean zayn, eh?

liam: yeah. plot twist. he's my ex...husband.

harry: wow.

harry: it's okay though, i knew the blonde one. his new boyfriend. he's actually my....friend.

liam: we don't really know much about each other...do we?

harry: no we do not, mr. payne.

liam: maybe i should fix that by taking you, on another date, harold. what do you say?

harry: i'd enjoy that a lot

liam: great. (-:

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OKAY SO BASICALLY WHEN LIAM AND HARRY WENT ON THEIR DATE

ZAYN AND NIALL DID TOO

THEY RAN INTO EACH OTHER AND IT WAS A W K W A R D

NOW LIAM AND HARRY ARE GONNA GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER SOME MORE SO YAYAYA

BUT BUT BUT OMG OMG FOUR IS OUT FOUR. IS. OUT. my favorite is still night changes AND ZAYN'S TEASER. THE DATE. DATE. WE WENT ON A DATE WITH ZAYN.

HAHAHH WITH THE ENTIRE TITLE I SO DID NOT PLAN IT. HONEST.

and no harry did not teach me any jokes recently. that last pun was v funny okay. FYI I taught harry jokes. he learns them from me.

BUT WAIT I HAVE MORE

I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something...

HAHAHHA

here's more

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

p l s   l a u g h

I HAVE PICK UP LINES TOO BUT LETS SAVE THAT FOR LATER

tell me your favorite song from FOUR, and tell me a joke/pun/pick up line and make me fall in love with you.

IM OUT <3