Judge: I hereby sentence you to 68 years in prison
*Ethan whispers to lawyer*
Lawyer: Your honor, my client. . . respectfully requests for a year to be added to his sentence
incorrect sidemen quotes
Table of contents-
one in five
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drinking
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too hot
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not you
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texting
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what?
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coffee
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birthday
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coming out
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idea
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personality
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chillin'
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swear
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dumb stuff
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plan
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do it again
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idiot
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cookie
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complimenting
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son
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i want to murder you
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mistlefoe
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cinnamon coke
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the other guys
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claustrophobic
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fist
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hey harry
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boyfriend
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no problem
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book
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5'7
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drunk
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emotions
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NO
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aquarium
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fault
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exercise
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dress
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faith
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whats wrong
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hotel? trivago
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dad
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socks
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three ways
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pep talk
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beautiful
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marshmallow
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shocked
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nice hands
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fire
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S+H
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slap
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watermelon
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right
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surgery
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trust
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so nice
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call
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shampoo
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live or die
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better than dynamite
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tube city
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advice
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battle weapons
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100% off
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love is dead
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prevented murder
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blender
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A
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struggles
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cannibalism
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really strong
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lawyer
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constructive criticism
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pissed
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swing set
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steak
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drink
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worst decision
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tennis instructor
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facebook
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pet names
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dear santa
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thot
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liquor
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fancy
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babies
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father
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explosions
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gatorade
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neat
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avocado jelly
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new years
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anger issues
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conversation
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gift
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cake
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wrong
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little shits
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bad idea
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tough
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taught
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hotter than mine
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im busy
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kill for you
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what?
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found me
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thumbs up
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water
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lie
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got this
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dying
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my sons
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you fool
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AS A FRIEND
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a/n;
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multitasking
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one emotion
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squirrels
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more than friends
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seven chairs
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you a lot
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sneezed
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beacon
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safety course
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stealing
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favourite quote
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devil
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butterflies
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sleepy
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ruin
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adult
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a/n; ahhh shit here we go again
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first aid
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FWB
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room
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knives
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my son?
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did not like you
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blood
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have a hug
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the thing
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disagree
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judgemental
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reading is fun
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yoghurt
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no liquids
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little things in life
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grown adult
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singing competition
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overslept
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tea quila
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salsa
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flirting
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keyboard smash
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"if"
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missing
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both
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adultier adult
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dissapointed
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its noon
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cant be right
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start a conversation
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prank call
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whats your type
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its her birthday
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whats the magic word
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because of the blanket
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Okay.
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so happy
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mistreats us
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i deserve this
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cheered up
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you love me
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inevitable
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faster than shaving
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in charge
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wasn't that drunk
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someone new
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let him finish
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i want to hear it
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unsupervised
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hello
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good morning
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are we about to kiss?
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they get sad
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YES?!?
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it's perfume
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mistake
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cancer
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simulation
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smarter
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cheerios
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fiddlesticks
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french
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racoons
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not the end
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