anime: hey shuichi remember middle school?
UltimateDefective: What do you mean remember middle school? You didn't go you the same one as me..?
anime: well we did but.. uh.. nvm
UltimateDefective: What?????
anime has gone offline
stars! : do u seriously not remember? she stalked you.
UltimateDefective: what?????
stars!: whatever, youre too dense
stars! has gone offline
chopin: you guys remember what middle schools you went to??
that requires some serious brain advancement...
makiroll: what the fuck are you both defectiv-
UltimateDefective: ahaha i see you're stuck there aren't you maki?
i have developed fine technologies to bypass this insult!
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bc i have low self esteem.
chopin: don't say that!! also, shuichi hit his knee on a table counter, when he bent down to check on it, he also hit his head.
makiroll: how can you be both so idiotic and insanely smart at the same time??
my brain hurts.
im out
makiroll has gone offline
sisterspill: hey guys whats up
chopin: what's up with your username?
sisterspill: you really didnt have to go there kaede
also
its rantaro
BrainsandTits: Kaeidiot!
chopin:?
BrainsandTits: debussy..
chopin: no miu..
BrainsandTits: no...
chopin: MIU PLEASE
BrainsandTits: PUSSY
AHAHSHAHSHSSHHSHAS
THATS THE BEST JOKE EVER
chopin has gone offline
robophobia: Miu! You made her cry!!
BrainsandTits: aww shaddup keeboy! you zip it when i tell you!
UltimateDefective: hey I just woke up from passing out what happened here?
anime has gone online
anime: miu said debussy no pussy to kaede and now she is kaedead.
UltimateDefective: oh no i gotta go hang around her.
Author has added Author to the chat
Author: Dare you utter those words again Shuichi?
UltimateDefective: I'm going to hang out with her..?
Author: p e r i s h
UltimateDefective: NO WAIT- Hhdbdggjsgdjsnw
anime: you fucking killed him jesus christ
sisterspill: this is going on my tumblr
YOU ARE READING
DRV3 Chatfic | Saimatsu
Fanfiction"Kokichi Ouma has changed their name to PantaGod. PantaGod has added 15 people. PantaGod has changed group name to 'Shuichi's a massive bottom' Shuichi Saihara: I hate this im leaving."
