Roddy
"Roddy I can do it by myself I don't need you breathing down my neck" Rucci said laughing
Ever since she told me she was pregnant I been down her neck "I'm sorry I'm just trying to help" I chuckled sitting in the chair
"I appreciate it but I can't even go to the bathroom without you standing in there with me" she sat down putting her lotion on
"I'm just excited damn I can't help it" I folded my arms "big ass baby" She mumble
"Fuck you said" I sat up
"I said your my baby" she smiled
"You lucky you fine" I said walking out
"What the fuck are you doin" I looked at winter doin push ups on the floor
"I gotta exercise before 2020 get here I'm trying to get all the hoes" she sat up breathing hard
"How many you did" I chuckled grabbing some juice
"Three"
"Your fat ass did three push ups breathing hard ass hell" relly shook his head looking at her
"Suck my dick" she rolled her eyes
"You don't have one so I can't" he shrugged
"Wait what" I turned my head "So if she was a nigga you would" I furrowed my eyebrows
"It didn't come out how I wanted too"
"Just shut up gay ass"
"Where bird at he got my charger" I asked them
"He in the front with donbo" Winter said
"Stop before you die on this bus ion got time for dat" I stepped over her
I walked towards the front seeing they fat asses eating "Where y'all get food from" I asked
"We stopped when you and Rucci was in there fucking" Donbo laughed
"We wasn't even fucking so shut up" I smacked the back of his neck
"Where my charger" I asked bird
"Look in my bag"
It took me a few seconds to find his bag on the floor I opened it and seen a box of condoms
"Bird why do you have condoms" I fell out laughing
"Nigga you supposed to be looking for your charger" he got up snatching it out my hand
"You still didn't answer who you trying to fuck" Bree asked
"Y'all acting like ion get bitches" he rubbed his hands together
"Don't you have a baby otw" I heard Rucci say
"Why the fuck you had to bring that up" he whined
"I know your ass ain't whining" Donbo laughed
"You sholl do have one otw" I said putting my arm around Rucci
"Enough about bird ugly ass are you ready to pop your coochie open" donbo asked Rucci
"What" she laughed
"You know your vagina expands when you give birth" Bree said
"Ah shit" I said covering my ears
"It just look like a big ass hole" Bird said making Rucci scrunched her face up
"Can y'all stfu" I mugged them sitting down
"Oh nah my pussy gon be wide open" Rucci turned and looked at me I saw her eyes water
"I know you ain't bout to cry" I said holding my laugh in
"It's not funny" she sat in my lap crossing her arms making all of us fall out
"I'm scared" she mumbled "Look what y'all did" I laughed seeing tears drop
"I'm glad I'm gay" Bree chuckled
"Shut up dykes get pregnant too" Bird said showing a picture of somebody pregnant
"Well damn" I mumbled "Who the fuck thought this was cute"
"So if you ever get knocked up Bree we gon be right by your side" Donbo said patting her shoulder making her give him a blank face
"What time your show start" Rucci asked me
"Around 8 I think" I grabbed my phone
"Can we throw some money in the crowd" winter came in sweating
"Why do you look like a dirty rag" Bird asked
"She so call exercising so she can get some hoes in 2020" I shook my head
"Im hungry" Rucci turned and looked at me
"You always hungry" Relly came in sitting down
"Shut the fuck up" me and Rucci said at the same time
"Ion like how y'all just ganged up on me like dat" He mugged us
"I'm about to go get some to eat" She got up leaving
"Her hormones gon kill your lil short ass" Donbo laughed
"Bitch shut up" I kicked him in his knee
"Nigga thats my bad knee" he yelled falling to the floor making a loud noise
"Shouldn't open your big ass mouth than" I got up putting my phone on the charger
"That baby gon be bad ass hell Rucci got a smart ass mouth and this fucker right here got problems" Bree looked me up and down
"You wanna fight" I tilted my head
"No you don't fight fair" she rolled her eyes "Nigga pull hair like a bitch" she mumbled
"I'm finna shoot your ass instead" I went towards the cabinet grabbing my gun
"Why the fuck is their a gun in a cabinet why do you even have one" Donbo asked
"Shut up I been ready to shoot somebody head off" I chuckled putting it back
"Hood nigga activities I tell you" Rucci stood at the door shaking her head
"You like it tho" I bit my lip looking at her as she nodded her head laughing
"Weird ass couple" Winter said
