CHAPTER 69!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ghost: WE HAVE DONE IT!

Oakley: HELLS YES!

Blake: Why did you want to get to chapter 69 anyways? Why did it matter?

Jordan: It's a sex joke Blake.

Blake: *SHOOK cuz he's an innocent little bitch*

Jordan: Now Blake, do you know what smut is?

Blake: N-No... ?

Jordan: Your boyfriend has brought it up around you bro. How did you not ask him?

Blake: I dunno...

Jordan: *smirking* Do you wanna know what it is?

Ghost: IF YOU TELL HIM WHAT IT IS JORDAN I WILL KILL YOU!

Jordan: NOW YOUR JUST MAKING ME WANT TO TELL HIM MORE!

Ghost: JORDAN!

Jordan: GHOST!

Blake and Oakley: *Slowly backing away*

Oakley: Let's go watch Disney movies Blake...

Blake: Okay!

Ghost: No no. We have dares.

Percy: That is illegal. I thought it was the last chapter and this was over.

Ghost: No, I'm making another ask or dare book with you bitches and more. And yes, I did just shamelessly say that. Go check it out. I need dares for it.

Jason: Well... I have been forgotten for most of this so....

Ghost: Don't even try Superman. Now say that air disasters are the worst and that sea disasters are the literal best.

Jason: Fuck.... AIR DISASTERS ARE THE WORST AND SEA DISASTERS ARE THE BEST. SUCK IT ZEUS.

Ghost: You didn't even need to say the last part.

Zeus: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY MORTAL!?!

Ghost: FUCK OFF ZEUS! TELL HERA THAT I WANT HER TO DIE!

Hera: *tries to turn Ghost into a peacock*

Ghost: HA! FUCK YOU HERA! I AM IMMUNE TO YOUR BULLSHIT! LUCKY YOU, YOU AREN'T IMMUNE TO MINE! *kills Hera* I regret nothing. Now Perseus, put on a chicken costume and scream that you hate blue and to eat fish.

Oakley: Ha, I'm happy I don't have to do that.

Percy: *crying while putting on the Chicken costume* I HATE BLUE. EAT FISH BITCHES! *continues crying*

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