Mikel Arteta: Hello everyone! I am the Arsenal Manager and I am looking for the best centreback of in the whole world to replace Mustafi.
Mustafi: wtf gaffer
Ramos: I am the best defender but I wouldn't play for Arsenal
Van Dijk: what do you mean the best?
Pique: oh really Ramos?
Varane: I am probably the best centreback in the world
Thiago Silva: you sure?
Koulibaly: I can probably defend and score by myself against all of you.
Hummels: You already proved that with your own goal against Juventus.
Koulibaly: That was last season let it go.
Laporte: I carry the whole Man City squad with my defense
Otamendi: really?
De Ligt: well the youngest centreback is of course me
Maguire: really though?
De Ligt: you costed 70 million for shitty tackles
Chiellini: LANGUAGE
De Ligt: sorry sir
Süle: me can crush dutch boi to pieces
Tah: being a giant does not mean u can defend good
Süle: i can crush you in game by myself
Tah: and we crushed your whole team
Romagnoli: all i know is in milan, i rule the streets
Skriniar: pretty sure i can destroy you with a single tap.
Godin: patience my child you arent there yet
Rio Ferdinand: calm down children, we can just all agree that I am the best centreback of all time.
John Terry: really mate?
Maldini: all you can do Terry is just shag somebody's wife.
Franz Beckenbauer: i may be old but i can tackle maldini while scoring from 50 yards out
Fabio Cannavaro: i just feel pity for all of you.
Puyol: i am not gonna be a part of this
Mikel Arteta: OK EVERYONE I DECIDED TO BUY ALL OF YOU IN THE SUMMER
*All Centrebacks have left the group*
Mikel Arteta: well damn every centreback left.
Mustafi: so can I stay?
Mikel Arteta: no we shipped you to Sunderland this morning
Mustafi: why must you do this
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