SEUNGMIN took a seat in the small cafe felix had arranged for him and hyunjin to meet. The younger male had told him it would've been much easier to just go next door and tell him off there, but felix insisted that "a good first impression is important."
"good first impression my ass, this bitch is 30 minutes late!" seungmin muttered.
a few minutes later seungmin heard the small 'ding' from the bell above the door and saw who he assumed to be hyunjin walk in. seungmin waved him over to the table he was seated at.
"wow felix didn't tell me that my date would be so cute," hyunjin said, taking a seat.
seungmin nearly spit out his milkshake, "what the fuck?"
"aw am i not what the cutie expected?"
"what? no, i expected you, but that little bitch rat wasn't supposed to tell you this was a date!"
"what was felix supposed to tell me?"
"that this was a confrontation! your dog's been shitting in my lawn and it's stinky as fuck! and holy fuck why are you so good looking?" seungmin blurted out.
hyunjin looked shocked for second before the smirk made its way back onto his face. meanwhile, seungmin had turned bright red.
"alexa: how do you unsend a message in real life?"
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DIRECT MESSAGE kim.minnie ⇨ thots + baby🍼
kim.minnie felix you absolute toad-dick<
wtf.is.a.yongbok >legally, i didn't do anything wrong
all.natural >wtf did you do
kim.minnie he told dog poop guy that my confrontation was a fucking DaTe<
damnchaniel >felix you done messed up son
squirrelsung >who tf are you? billy rae cyrus?
damnchaniel >shut up or you're sleeping on the couch
squirrelsung >¡bítch we don't even live together!
dark.bin >y'all need to shut the fuck up
imnotababy >how was your date minnie?
kim.minnie IT WASN'T A DATE< ʙᴜᴛɪᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅʜɪᴍʜᴏᴛ<
squirrelsung >sorry i don't speak ᴍᴜᴍʙʟᴇ
kim.minnie y'all are all fakes<
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