seventy-four

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!! F SLUR!! <not used in a mean way, just ten and taeyong being stupid>

taeyong: sup

ten: hEY baByYyY

taeyong: hi

jaehyun: oh okay

lucas: baby girlllllll

jungwoo: stan exo :)

ten: oh god okay

johnny: hey

ten: HELLO JOHNNY

johnny: HELLO TEN

ten: ily muah <3

taeyong: gay

taeyong: anyways ten come round and make me food im fat.

johnny: ily too <3

ten: no

taeyong: why >:(

ten: make ur own food

mark: johnny is like 6"29

johnny: 6"5

donghyuck: i agree w mark

taeyong: jaehyun baby come fly to thailand and make me food

jaehyun: no

taeyong: WOW

johnny: no one wants to make you food taeyong

taeyong: i bet jungwoo would make me food. he's nice

jungwoo: ... no

taeyong: ur all fucking rude

jungwoo: im sorry :c

lucas: taeyong apologise rn

taeyong: jungwoo no not u ur gr8 love u

jungwoo: :D

mark: johnny is lost in target im laughing

johnny: okay but it would he helpful if you could tell me where you are, mark lee

haechan: lol no

johnny: >:(

mark: we're near the condoms

yuta: okay but why

johnny: jfc

johnny: ill be there in 10 seconds

mark: hehe

ten: mark tell my boyfriend i miss him and he's sexy

mark: he smiled

ten: cute

mark: he misses u 2

taeyong: i miss not starving to death so can someone FEED ME PLEASE

ten: order a pizza and ill come over?

taeyong: yes

ten: be there in 15

taeyong: thank you loml

jaehyun: i thought i was the love of ur life 😳

taeyong: oh shit ahhah

ten: pFFT BAHAH

taeyong: u r the loml

jaehyun: im jk baby chill out

taeyong: i love you <3

jaehyun: i love you too

ten: taeyong order the fucking pizza

taeyong: shut up fag

johnny: woAh

johnny: also i just stopped mark from buying condoms. i am dad

ten: daddy

taeyong: WHY WAS HE BUYING COMDOMS

johnny: i mean hopefully to have sex

ten: you should've let him get them.

donghyuck: no because then he'll wanna have sex with me

mark: you gUYS ARE MAKING ME OUT AS SOME SORT OF SEX GOD

mark: IVE HAD SEX TWICE

taeyong: mark, your boyfriend is still underage

donghyuck: exactly. thank you taeyong

taeyong: no problem son

taeyong: oh shit ten is here

mark: he becomes legal this year .. 👀

johnny: well u can buy the condoms later this year then

jungwoo: hi im back

johnny: where did u go

jungwoo: i was making cupcakes!

ten: jungwoo is so fucking cute man 😔😔 jungwoo ur an angel

jungwoo: hehe

johnny: im cute too!!

ten: yes johnny. adorable

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