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Read it to someone as a torture method
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0mg cholesteol
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Road work ahead?
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Uh, yeah i sure hope it does
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Merry chrysler
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Chris is that a weed?!
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420 what you smoking
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Barbaque sauce on my tiddies
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JEsUs tAkE tHe wHeEL
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hOw dO yOu kNoW whAt'S gOOd fOr mE
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ThAt'S mY oPiNiON
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Hi welcome to chilli's
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Staaahp i coulda dropped my croissant
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FUCK ya chicken strips
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Mother trucker dude,
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That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick
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Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla
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Two brooss chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they're not gay
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I wanna be a cowboy baby, i wanna be a cowboy baby-
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AA..AAA.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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It is wednesday, my dudes
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Oooooo he needs some milk
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What the fuck richard
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What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19 and I never fuckin learned how to read
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Um, I've never been to oovoo javer
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Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe
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Honey, you've got a big storm coming
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Not to be racist or anything, but asian people SUGGGGHHHH
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Look at all of those chickens
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I don't need friends they dissapoint me
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Move, I'm gay
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"Hey, I'm lesbian" "I thought you were american"
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"There is only one thing worse than a rapist" "a child" "no"
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"Happy birthday raven!" "I can't swim"
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That was legitness
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SAIL
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PATRICIAAA
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Hey my name's trey I have a basketball game tomorrow
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I don't care that you broke your elbow
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LoOk at this grAph
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I smell like beef
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Give me ya fakin MONEY-
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I have osteoperosis
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I have crippling depression
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I'M GAY
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Kevin- Kevin watch the light-
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Well, when life gives you lemons-
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WhEn wiLL yOu lEaRn, wHeN wILL yOu LeArN thAt yOUr aCtIOnS hAvE cOnSeQUeNcEs
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Caterpillar rave
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I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE
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"...And they were roommates" "Mah God they were roommates!"
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Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha-- Free-- FREESHAVACA-DO
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What the FUCK is up kYle
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I'm in my mum's car, br🅾️🅾️m br🅾️🅾️m
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"Oh I like ya accent, where you from?"
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"Im librarian." "Oh my bad." *whispering* "oh i like your accent..."
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zAAAAYYuuum you got a bae? Or nahh
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Iridocylitis. "I, R..."
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"Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge."
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"Stop it. Get some help."
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"I'm disgusted, I'm revolted, I dedicate my entire life to our
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lord and saviour Jesus Christ and THIS is the thanks i get?"
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"I like turles"
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"I love you bitch, I ain't ever gonna stop loving you... biiiiiitch"
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So no head?
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"Yo man you wanna see a picture of my c0ck?" "That's a chicken motherfucker"
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"Baby changing station? Baby hanging station."
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DisGoStAnG
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69 Cents
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Don't tell my mom that ;)))
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Why are you gey?
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SqUIDwArD- *dab* OOOHHHHHHHHHH
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Why you always lyiNg
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Eyebrows on fl3️⃣3️⃣k
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Back at it again at the Krispy Kreme
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Do it for the v i n e (aYYyYyyYy)
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Duck ARMYYYY 🦆
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Hater bl🅾️ckers (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)
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I tapped the breaks (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Jeb Bush L🅾️VES Technology😔
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Shovel Vinee
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I'm JOHN CENA
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😈Girl beats up Elmo😈
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I thought you were bae... turns out you're just fam 😭
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Look how ✨cute✨ these pens are
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A potato flew around my room
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