The Canadians, known as the nicest people on the earth. Also known as French who got lost in the woods but we'll leave that to you. They have really, really fantabulous health care and not much army to back up their smiles. Easy, effective and it'll piss off the World.
"Alfred!" screamed the president with a little testi pop
"What is it sir?" asked Alfred
"I need you to tell Admiral Achmed to start the invasion" said the president
"I'll get right on that sir" said Alfres rushing out of the room
"It is done, No more BOSS work for me" the president thinks to himself
THE NEXT DAY
As the president watches the news
"Millions slaughtered in Air Raids on Canada! What's the reason?"
The president thinks about the loss of life instead of actually doing work. "Is this the right thing to do? People are dying because i don't want to work. Nah it's okay." he says out loud, not knowing he is
"First sign of Madness sir" Alfred says
"Do you know the second sign, Alfred?" asks the president
"No sir, enlighten me" asks Alfred, very sarcasticly
"It's replying, duh" says the president
They continue chit chatting about the days events. Until the FBI and CIA bolt into the room.
"Mr President, do you know why were here?" asks the scary leader of the FBI
"I do indeed" says the president calmly
"Well the Parties downstairs when your ready to join us" says the leader of the FBI
"PARTY?!?!" says the president and Alfred
"Don't you know Mr President?" asks the leader of the FBI
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WHY ARE WE CELEBRATING THIS AWFUL ATTACK ON CANADA? WHY ARE YOU PARTYING FOR THE MURDER OF INNOCENT PEOPLE?" yells the president, trying to get some asnwers
"Mr President, You're the countries hero. You shut down the biggest military gathering in the world. We have evidence to comfirm the plan to destroy and take over the WORLD!" says the FBI leader (just change things up :D)
The President and Alfred look at each other in utter shock. Hardly believing the news they just heard. Alfred quickly steps forward to catch the fainting President.
"Sir, you're gonna need to address the nation" says Alfred
"Shit, I am aren't I" mumbles the President under his breath
