Aries: "it's been great but...."
Taurus: "I'm not ready for a serious relationship"
Gemini: single forever lol
Cancer: "I'm really sorry, but..."
Leo: "it's not me it's you"
Virgo: through a letter pointing out their exe's every flaw (hahahah not shady at all)
Libra: "It's not you it's me."
Scorpio: "I need space."
Sagittarius: "I'm not good enough for you...."
Capricorn: "If only we had just met in five years time"
Aquarius: *is the one who gets dumped*
Pisces: *through tears*
