Chapter 3

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                 Louise's POV.

After waking up and going down stairs to get something to eat, gene, tina, and I start to head off to school.

"What if we actually like our soulmates?" 

"Tina. What if you despise them!"

"Hey what if I do both?"

Tina and I just kinda stopped and looked at gene.

We continued to walk until we got to the usual steps that we pass everyday, but they're kids that look a little older than us hanging out there. 

The blonde one looks familiar though. Can't remember where I've seen him? oh well.

"Oh no, these are the guys who took over the steps. I heard they pick on kids" 

"Wait I'm a kid!"

"Come on, lets take the long way."

I Can't believe them. Guess its time to show them how it's done.

"I'm not afraid of some kids. Watch a-this."

I just start walking while humming. This is gonna be fun.

"Hey! Hey. You can't walk here."

"Oh my gosh, I can't walk here? Oh look! It's a miracle! I'm walking"

"Shut your butts coconuts."

"But you said I couldn't! But I am doing it."

"But I want your butt to shut"

"Oh listen to the hum of my butt."

I continued to walk off listening to the blonde boy talk.

"Oh listen to this! CLAP SHUT, CLAP SHUT, CLAP IT SHUT!"

"See ya later!"

"Have a great life!"

"That was intense." Gene said looking back. 

"Oh, those guys? They're just acne-covered kittens."

I turned and pretended to shoot them with my fake gun and making all kinds of hand gestures.

"Pew pew pew boom pew pew bloosh!"

        ~Time skip to after school~

As we're walking up to the restaurant we see a whole lot of bikers with beers in their hands.

"Woah, looks like our restaurant just got a lot edgier"

"Hope I can still get in."

"You probably can't. I'll meet you guys after."

We walk by the guy in front of the restaurant.

"I like your lid."

"I like your vest …….. What's left of it."

"Yep these colors have been to hell and back. Part of 'em stayed in hell."

"What are those pretty buttons." Gene says pointing at them in awe.

"Well, uh, we got this one for tickling a cop."

"Cool! What's that one for!" I pointed.

"For not being associated with the white power movement."

"And what's that one for?" Tina asked.

"For blowing up a bunch... of balloons... for kids like you."

Dad walks out of the restaurant.

"Just an ordinary day here at Bob's Burgers, right, kids?"

"Nice place. I'm Critter, by the way." 

"Uh, Bob."

"Yeah, I'm the, uh, chapter president of these fellas. Horny Dave was, till his grisly death."

"Well, I'm sure you don't want to talk about it, so…"

"Yeah, he got into a wreck with a semi, all right. Real fiery."

"Mm-hmm."

"By the time they pulled him out, his entire lower half, the horny half, was roasted. That's why Horny Dave's vest here is in tatters."

"Um, it looks nice."

"No, it doesn't, Bob. No, it doesn't. This vest is supposed to make me look like the unquestioned leader of this club, but instead I, I just look foolish"

"Mm."

"Whoa! Statch! Nasty Slim! Cool it!"

Just then we see two people rolling around on the ground.

"See? Horny Dave was just a better leader. If we were fighting, he'd come out and he'd say, "Let's go cook some meth!" And we would, and we'd forget all our troubles."

"That sounds nice."

"Maybe we should cook meth."

"I wanna forget my troubles."

"God bless this meth."

"Kids, go inside."

Tina, gene, and me go inside and see mom talking to a pregnant biker chick. 

"You can't!"

"Watch and learn"

She hands the girl a beer and she opens it with her boobs!

"Woah"

"Now I want them"

"Is that a requirement for being in the club?"

"Wish it was that easy. Initiation was tough."

"Mudflap beat the snot out of some poser in Macon, Georgia one fine day in spring. Got her colors that night."

"It was fall."

"It was spring. I remember because the azaleas were in bloom."

"Ooh, azaleas."

"Oh, the azaleas are beautiful in Macon. Second only to their crank. That sweet Macon crank."

"Oh. What's crank?"

"Like meth's dirty cousin."Oh, we're gonna cook meth."

"Oh... ha-ha. Okay, time for bed, sweeties. Come on."

"Can I bring a biker with me to tell me stories?"

"No, you may not."

"Please...? Just one!"

"No."

And we left to go eat upstars and get ready for bed.



            

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