The Nightmare Before Christmas [songs]

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws

Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
I wanna do it! Let's draw straws.
Jack said we should work together.
Three of a kind! Birds of a feather!
Now and forever!

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
turn off all the lights.

First, we're going to set some bait
inside a nasty trap and wait.
When he comes a-sniffing
we will snap the trap and close the gate!

Wait, I've got a better plan
to catch this big red lobster man.
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
and when he's done, we'll butter him up!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
throw him in a box.
Burry him for 90 years,
then see if he talks.

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man
can take the whole thing over then.
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
that he will cook him rare, whee!

I say that we take a cannon
aim it at his door and then,
knock three times and when he answers,
Sandy Claws will be no more!

You're so stupid, think now,
if we blow him up to smithereens,
we may lose some pieces
and then Jack will beat us black and green!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
tie him in a bag.
Throw him in the ocean
then see if he is sad.

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie
is the meanest guy around.
If I were on his boogie list
I'd get out of town.

He'll be so pleased by our success,
that he'll reward us too, I'll bet.
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
of snake and spider stew, mmm!

We're his little henchmen
and we take our job with pride!
We do our best to please him
and stay on his good side.

I wish my cohorts weren't so bumb.
I am not the dumb one! You're no fun!
Shut up! Make me!

I've got something, listen now!
This one is real good, you'll see.
We'll send a present to his door,
upon there'll be a note to read.
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
until his curiosity entices him to look inside
and then we'll have him! One, two, three!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
beat him with a stick.
Lock him up for 90 years
see what makes him tick.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
chop him into bits.
Mr. Oogie Boogie
is sure to get his kicks.
Kidnap the Sandy Claws,
see what we will see.
Lock him in a cage
and then throw away the key!