Author: Hey guys! Did you hear the news?
Hip: What's up?
Author: The Sonic movie is a hit! People love it!
Everyone: WHAT?!?!
Bopper: People love a movie with an ugly Sonic with human teeth?!
Fury: I thought the last trailer killed any chances of the movie working!
Author: At first...take a look at the current score. *shows them Rotten Tomatoes*
Aura: 93% on audience score?!?!
Hip: What fixed this?
Author: The new trailer.
Fury: There's another?
Author: Yeah, someone came and fixed Sonic's looks.
Bopper: You mean a fan made trailer?
Author: No, a real trailer.
Class: Let's not stay in suspense.
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Sonic: I'm Sonic! A little blue ball of energy in an extremely handsome package.
Aura: *rewinds video to Sonic's face*
Fury: Son of a gun!
Bopper: They fixed Sonic's face!
Hip: It's like looking at Sonic himself!
Class: The animators took action after the last trailer. It bore new fruit afterwards.
Aura: Not just that...but made his attitude like Sonic too.
The other Sonic was basically like a naive Spider-Man done by Michael Bay.
*continue video*
Sonic: On my planet, people were always after my powers. So I came to yours. It gets a little lonely...
Bopper: Since when did we want your powers? We'd never betray you!
Fury: Some of us are cursed with powers anyways.
Hip: Yeah. I'm cursed being part Phoenix...which is powerful enough to destroy our world apparently.
Aura: My parents and sensei died because people tried killing me and my powers.
Class: Gaining power just means you will lose it later.
Aura: I thought you trusted us Sonic?
Sonic: *at baseball field* At the plate is Sonic! *goes to mound* At the pitchers mound, also Sonic! *goes between two bases and does arm farts before going back to mound* Ugh, I can't with that guy!
Aura: That is definitely Sonic. Only he would have fun that way.
Sonic: *hits ball and runs around field super fast*
*power goes out in America*
Fury: So Sonic pretty much messed up everyone's lives up? Nice going genius!
Cop: SFPD!
Sonic: Uh...
Cop: Ahhhhh!!!
Sonic: Ahhhhh!!!!
Class: They're showing us this shot to show the human teeth have been removed.
Bopper: Thank Chaos! Bernadette fainted when she saw that.
Cop: Why are you hiding in my garage?
Sonic: They're coming for me! If they steal my powers, it will destroy the universe! You have to help me!
Cop: No I don't!
Sonic: Please, it's life or death.
Class: Are you talking about your Super form? It is OP.
Bopper: Speed can't cause that much destruction to space.
Robotnik: Good morning my rural chum
Cop: Mr?
Robotnik: Dr Robotnik.
*drone targets cop*
Robotnik: I'm going to give you five seconds to tell me where he is.
Sonic: *runs out* Wait! Don't hurt him!
Robotnik: *screams*
Cop: *knocks Robotnik out*
Fury: *laughs* That's just hilarious! XD
Sonic: Road trip!
Cop: This can't be happening.
Sonic: Stop the car!
Cop: What is it?
Sonic: The world's largest rubber band ball? We got to see it!
Cop: No! This is not just some-
Sonic: *comes back from tour* You were right, it was nothing. Gift shop was cool though. *plays with paddle ball*
Bopper: I remember Sonic doing something with the world's largest chili dog.
Hip: How'd it go?
Bopper: They went out of business.
Fury: Let me guess...Sonic ate it all?
Bopper: Yep
Robotnik: Whatever this creature is, I'm going uncover the source of it's power.
*Robotnik tastes quill and gets shocked*
Class: Idiot...
*Robotnik dances around*
Fury: I thought rule 1 was NEVER let Eggman dance?!
Robotnik: *screams when turning around to assistant*
Assistant: I thought you would like a latte with milk.
