Let get started I guess lmao
"I swear on my left tiddy"
" bro what's up with the corona virus being in Wisconsin like wtf just take me already"
"pspspspspspspsp"
Two kids fighting for some food....one kid bits the other kid....
Kid that got bit: "u feral bitch"
(Akshjdisb that was ME I GOt BiT)
"Ora Ora u BicH"
"UnO? WhAT AbOUT DoS?!?!?"
"AJ if you slap me with my goku keychain I will slap the white out of u to the point u will be transparent"
"She started barking at a chair"
"Why are whales eyes so small"
*wheeze*
"NOo StOP ToRmENTInG tHe RaBbIt!"
"faT BiCH"
Student: are we going to be learning about trench foot?
Teacher: yes and I have some photos too!
Student: ahskdbsjsud NoooO tHaT NaSTy
"I DO CARE ABOUT WHITe PeOpLe"
"Bruh I have A tUrTlE HeAD poPiNG oUT"
"Ow MY CHoochE" (said by a boy)
"YeaH I GoTTa Go POoP"
"Yeah I sell Serbian cats!"
(So my geometry teacher has 45 cats....)
"Bro she has a business card....should I call the number?"
*calls the # during class*
"HI Do U SeLL CaTS?!?"
"So they deport them from china but like I don't want the corona virus so I'm good"
**hEY So Its BeEN A CrAZY tImE!! I wrote some of these before corona got bad and I'm smh with some of these quotes....anyways since I'm doing online school I will keep this book and start it up when I'm a junior next year and hopefully I will be able to go to school so I hope you all stay safe and don't get the cronie plzs XD**
YOU ARE READING
Quotes from a freshman...
HumorFreshman year is a different year. Your first year being a high school student. You always think of how to act to keep your self on good levels with your teachers....But not for this student! Ahhh sophomore year...wait isn't this book about freshman...
