egg: look how cute these pens are!
skeleton: egg that's gay...
egg: skeleton we have been dating for 5 years-
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lion: white tiger! is that a weed?!
white tiger: no this is a crayon-
lion: i'm calling the police!
microwave: 911 whats your emergency?
white tiger: (O_O)
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NEVER SCARE RABBIT WHILE HE IS READING
rabbit: *reading a book*
vekar: hi rabbit!
rabbit: *earsplitting scream*
vekar: OW! why would you do that!?
rabbit: oh hi! sorry you just scared me!
YOU ARE READING
Randomness Book ^-^
HumorMy favorite things in a nutshell basically. Cover (c) I don't know, I found it online. It's outdated though, might change.
