Siooooooo what's it gonna be? Your conscious asked
No matter what I choose I'm gonna get my dick ripped off
Mmmmmm that's a risk I'm willing to take
I'm not!!!!
Well you make a choice
Fine I will go to the bathroom
Yesssssse go toooooo the bathrrrrooooom come on come on come on
I'm coming im coming
Yess yess that's why we gotta get to the bathroom
Timeskip
Ok what are you waiting for
I don't know it doesn't feel right
Oh I see how it is so as soon as you meet these people that clearly want to fuck you and you just not gonna jack off
No I meannn yeah kinda
Yeah well I didn't ask so get fishsisijfhdhsh
Ok ok ok chill
As you started very very quietly you constantly stoped and pulled your pants up thinking you heard a noise.you even did it dry
After
Jesus that was a shit show
Yeah well I'm gonna let you sleep now laters
Fuck you
Love you too