The next day Cylde dreaded going back to school know that, despite loving Craig he's aware that he's a complete asshole.
Cylde begged his dad to drive him to school and luckily Rodger agrees, Cartman not wanting to be seen with Clyde or Rodger he happily takes the bus.
"Hey guys"Cartman greeted his friends
"Hey where's your little brother Cylde"Stan joked
"What how did you find that out?"Cartman asked annoyed and shocked
"Butters told me and I told them"Kenny asked
"Why did Butters tell you"Cartman asked
"We were playing Truth or Dare or sexual act and he told me"Kenny answered
"That's... That's not game Kenny"Kyle told him
"Butters a lier"Cartman insisted
"Butters mouth can do a lot of things but lying wasn't one of them"Kenny winked
"Please stop talking Kenny"Kyle said
"Cylde is not my fucking brother!"Cartman shouted
The bus came and they got on, As they walked on Cartman noticed everyone looking, pointing,and Laughing at him.
"Hiya Eric"Butters greeted him
"Butters you little fucking fag"Cartman growled slapping Butters
"Ouch why?"Butters cried
"You told Kenny I was Cylde brother?"Cartman asked
"I'm so sorry Eric but Kenny said if I didn't tell him he was going to make me do this thing he found on Pornhub"Butters explained
"What did her find?"Cartman asked confused
"He saw this video of this Twink's that looked kinda like me and the guy he was having sex with shoved a banana in his butthole"Butters began to explain it
"Okay?"Cartman said some-what disgusted
"Then the other guy began to peel the banana while it was in the Twink's butthole"Butters continue
"The banana wasn't peeled?"Cartman questioned
"Then he began to eat the banana until he got to the part where the banana was in his butthole and he put his mouth around the rim of his butthole"Butters went on
"Okay"Cartman said
"And then he began sucking the banana out if his butthole"Butters went on
"Okay,Okay,Okay"Cartman said begging him to stop
"So you can probably see you why I didn't want to do that"Butters finished
"Look you and Kenny's shit show of a sex life should never affect my life"Cartman said
"I know and I'm sorry"Butters apologize again
They got to school and saw Cylde bring ridiculed by his friends.
"Hey"Cylde weakly greeted him
"Does day suck for you as much as it does for him?"Cartman asked they walked to class
"Yeah"Cylde simply said
They went through the whole day with their friends picking on them and making fun of them.
"Know fuck this"Cartman snapped while they were in the library
"Dude shhh"Cylde shushed him
"You see that the first problem, You shouldn't be the one shushing me,Kyle should be and she wouldn't tell me shhh he would tell me something like
"Shut up Fat-ass"Cartman complicated
"Okay shut up Fat-ass"Cylde snapped him quitely
"No it's not the same"Cartman moaned moping
"Look I hate this just as much you hate this but what are we supposed to do?"Cylde said opening his book
"I have one idea"Cartman smiled evilly
"What?"Cylde asked confused
"Look everything was good before our parents got together right?"Cartman asked
"Yeah,So?"Cylde asked confused
"So why don't we make it like it use to be?"Cartman suggested
"What do you mean?"Cylde asked slightly interested
"Let's do a reverse parent trap"Cartman suggested
"You mean break our parents up?"Cylde asked
"Yeah,Then me and my mom's relationship will go back to normal"Cartman told him
"You mean where you treat her like shit and she does nothing about it"Cylde asked
"Exactly and you and your dad can go back to do whenever you guys used to do"Cartman shrugged
"I don't know"Cylde thought
"Look if you break them up then our friends will see we're not "Brothers" anymore and they won't pick on us anymore"Cartman explained
"Okay...Okay yeah let's do this"Cylde agreed
"FUCK YEAH THE REVERSE PARENT TRAP! BITCHES!"Cartman screamed happily
"Eric Cartman quiet in the library"Miss. Librarian told him
"SHUT UP HOE!"Cartman shouted
"Principal office now"Miss. Librarian told him
"Fine, but seriously the reverse parent trap is definitely going to work"Cartman smiled at him as he left the library
"Yeah this is definitely going to work"Cylde sighed and continue to read this book
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Reverse Parent Trap
FanfictionCylde and Cartman parents began having and sexual relationship which leads to an emotional relationship. Cylde and Cartman began to worried about them being together and are determined to end the relationship.
