so i was on a local school's website. i was looking at a staff member's page and i scrolled down. I KID YOU NOT THERE WAS A PICTURE OF FIONA AS AN OGRE FROM SHREK.
anyway, lets get to the story uwu
Shrek woke up in his dorm room in tokyo, japan. he did what he did and put his school girl outfit on. he fit his racoon up his butthole for the 400th time thanks to ree kid. "wtf am i doing?" shrek asked himself. "oh, that's right. i am going to my eating fiona class." shrek ran out to the busy road screaming, "i'M mAkInG mAc aNd cHeEsE! aNd yOu cAn'T sToP mE11!!11!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he got hit by a yellow punch buggy and punched himself "kawaii desu punch buggy yellow." shrek says and dies.
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she be bad
Randomthis is just a bunch of my stuff and weird one shots i've written read at your own risk
