"Morning peaches" Richie says waking you up
"I don't want to bubs" you mutter
"Is that my new nickname" Richie says with a smirk
"Oh shit...Sorry Richie" you say finally waking up.....you lazy shi-
"It's okay Peaches, I got a new nickname for you" He says while trying to pull you closer
"Number one. I'm cold so stop hogging the blanket and Number 2. What's the nickname?"
You say while shivering
"Well NuMbeR OnE." He says moking you
"If you come closer to me I can get you really warm and NuMbeR TwO..Your new nickname is baby" He says in a raspy voice before having a cough attack
"So what InSpireD you to come up with that nickname professor?"
"Well you are really small and cute and I want to just cuddle you all day, Another reason is that you're mine" He says happily while getting up leaving you cold
"That wasn't in the terms and conditions Hawaii"
"Well now it is so come on let's make out"
"I'd rather not.."
2 hours later (since I'm a lazy bitc-)
Stan, Richie, Bill we're left in the house playing games and talking while Mike,Eddie and Ben were getting ready to go to the store
"So do you guys want anything?" Mike said
"Oo I'll have a chocolate bar, You can pick what type.. But it better not be the cheapest...you cheap shi-" Bill says before getting cut off by Stan saying
"I think he gets the point Bill.. But can you get me a milk carton since we're kind of running out"
"You want anything Richie?" Ben asks
"Do I have to give you money?.."
"No it's on us...unfortunately " Eddie says
"WELL THEN.. Can you get me some condoms and birth control pills" Richie says with a straight face
"And why would you need them?" Stan asks not knowing if he actually wants to know the answer
"Oh Kalani and I are going to hook up tonight" Richie says casually
"That's my sister Richie..." Stan says getting pissed off while Ben, Eddie and Mike slowly start to exit
"I know and she's really hot"
