drunk ~ a.d

006. imessage

DRUNK!
{CHAPTER SIX}

IMESSAGE
adam🥴, liv🍒, and syd🦋

syd🦋
so do you want to tell us what that post was about?

adam🥴
We're sorry, you have reached
a number that has been disconnected or
is no longer in service. If you feel this
is an error, please check the number
texted, and please try again.

liv🍒
oh cut the bullshit
liv🍒
i have a screenshot so you can't
pretend like we didn't see that

adam🥴
i wasn't even being like serious tho haha
adam
it was just a joke

syd🦋
yea right
syd🦋
first issue: why did you
use a bone emoji?

adam🥴
what ?

syd🦋
you used the bone emoji and
i've never been more uncomfortable

adam🥴
i used the bone emoji bc i didn't want to say boner

syd🦋
ngl that would have been better
syd🦋
why is that even an emoji

liv🍒
ok syd
liv🍒
that's not the most pressing issue

syd🦋
sorry i got a little carried away

liv🍒
the most pressing issue is this post
liv🍒
the caption

syd🦋
there's so much to unpack

adam🥴
im kinda scared

syd🦋
you should be you little asshole

liv🍒
syd! calm down.

adam🥴
i just don't know why i'm here right now
adam🥴
it didn't mean anything

liv🍒
we beg to differ
liv🍒
let's go through it, shall we?

adam🥴
jesus christ

syd🦋
1. the post
syd🦋
we are both very confused as
to why you would post this
when we both still follow
your finsta

adam🥴
honestly i forgot
adam🥴
idk i just needed to vent and
didn't text my friends privately
cuz i knew they'd bully me

liv🍒
well that didn't work out
well for you, did it?

adam🥴
ok ok we get it im stupid

syd🦋
yea you are pretty stupid

adam🥴
thanks syd

liv🍒
ok ok you two
liv🍒
point #2: the caption
liv🍒
i don't even know where to start

syd🦋
why do you type the way you type

adam🥴
why do you look the way you look?

syd🦋
watch it dickwad
syd🦋
i could send this screenshot to
soleine, don't try me