SWD Obey me crack fan fiction: into the nutshell world! [Hard mode]

[ᕼᗩᖇᗪ ᗰoᗪe] ᒪeᔕᔕoᑎ tᕼᖇee ((3-2))

"..." Wep I'm dead.

This dude will tell Lucifer an lucifer will totally feed me Cerberus but before that WHY CANT I FREAKING MOVE!?

"Don't worry I won't tell lucie." He giggle as he return back to normal... "it make me so happy to know it was you..." he tested up again.

"Ur is dead."

I said plainly.

"And I'm not them."

I was getting tired of that name really. I mean I pretend to be someone I am not.
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He seat up and was about to leave with a solemn look.

"...I'll tell Lucifer then after all your not Úr after all."

"OH MY DEVI! DONT!!!" I then hug his legs so he won't step away from the door or where he stood. I start to tear up at the scary thought of me getting feed to Cerberus or Henry 2.0 or worse get my souls crash by that fiendish demon!

"Ahahaha your really silly Darling! There's no way I'll tell lucie ...or anyone of this matter." He said as he pat my head like I'm a poor child. "So you'll admit your Úr?...or."

"Ok! It was me! Damn it don't tell lucie or he'll grill me in hell fire again!" I dont notice how How Asmo enjoying my torment as he keep patting my head.

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Later.

"Say What did you even do to Lucifer to be afraid like that..."

"You know tragic dramas where main characters died...and mix it with trolling and hidden cameras."

"Pfff...oh now I get why your so scared! That simple death wish!"

"Stop laughing at my pain!!"

"Will you never really change even years went by! And I'm glad our family is complete again..."