Embarrassment

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Announcement: "Everyone" is now gonna include Cupid because he's such a popular character.

To everyone: What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done? Question by @abigailc1660

Cupid: Hell yea!

Pegasus: Hell no!

Paelen: My most embarrassing moment is being out in public with this idiot *punches Cupid in the arm* 

Cupid: Ouch! *punches Paelen back*

Joel: Settle down now, ladies

Emily: Let me rephrase Paelen's words, my most embarrassing is being out with both of those bastards in public

Paelen: Aww Em I thought you loved me :(

Emily: I do, you're just embarrassing

Cupid: Hahahaha

Emily: You're no better

Pegasus: Buuuurn

Joel: What the hell Pegasus?!?!?!

Joel: Since when do you use modern Earthian slang?!

Pegasus: I am very cultured, I will have you know

Joel:

Joel: This is scary

Me: IT'S BEEN 120 WORDS ALREADY AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN ANSWERED THE QUESTION

Paelen: I have

Me: PROPERLY

Joel: Keep ya pants on...

Emily: Haha anywayssssss

Emily: My most embarrassing moment was when I was listening to Frozen songs in class with my earphones. It was a silent class and I had my volume at max in my ears.

Pegasus: And the embarrassing part?

Emily: I hadn't plugged the earphones into my phone properly

Joel: LMFAOOOO that's what you get for listening to Frozen

Emily: Shut up, they're good songs

Cupid: What is this 'Frozen' you speak of?

Emily: Hehe I'll show you

Joel: Later

Emily: Yes, later

Paelen: Anyway, I know Cupid's most embarrassing moment

Cupid: Do not dare, Paelen

Paelen: Mwahahaha >:)

Cupid: I will set the hydra on you >:(

Paelen: No you will not

Joel: TELL US PAELEN THE SUSPENCE IS KILLING ME

Paelen: The time when Cupid proposed to me

Joel:

Emily:

Pegasus:

Joel:

Joel: Okay, not what I was expecting

Cupid: I will have your head, Paelen

Emily: Fighting like a married couple ;)

Pegasus: Ohhhhh buuuuurn

Joel: How did that happen???

Cupid: Oh gods...

Paelen: So I had heard that Cupid was planning on proposing to Psyche. I was still very young at the time, so my voice had not changed yet, so I decided I would dress up as Psyche.

Emily: How did Cupid not notice?

Paelen: I was friends with Hekate at the time, and she was all into magic and stuff, so I got her to temporarily change my appearance so I would look like Psyche. She could only change my body and face, but I am very good at impersonating people.

Joel: Aaand??

Paelen: Let me breathe! So I went to their reunion date place by a lake. I had sent a message to Cupid telling him to arrive there earlier so the real Psyche wouldn't ruin the plan.

Pegasus: Clever

Paelen: Thank you, Pegasus! Anyway, when I arrived, Cupid was already there. We did romantic talking and stuff, that was when I learnt that Cupid has a very dirty mind-

Cupid: *muttering* and when I learnt that Paelen has no idea how to be romantically involved with someone

Paelen: And then he got to one knee and proposed. When he put the ring on, Hekate untransformed me and scared the living soul out of Cupid. The look on his face was priceless XD

Cupid: I proceeded to get my revenge...

Paelen: It was worth it though

Joel: What was the revenge?

Cupid: You do not want to know...

Joel: I've never really done anything embarrassing, apart from fart in class

Emily: But that's hella embarrassing!

Joel: Nah, I convinced the whole class it was the guy sitting next to me

Pegasus: LMAOOOO

Joel: Okay, what is wrong with Pegasus?

Emily: I don't know...

Cupid: Pegasus, what was your most embarrassing moment?

Pegasus: I once called Jupiter "father"

Paelen: What?!

Cupid: How are you still alive??

Pegasus: I was young, and Neptune and Jupiter looked very similar...

Emily: Fair enough...

Joel: What about you, Paelen?

Cupid: Hehe I am going to enjoy this

Paelen: Shut up Cupid. Probably the time when I was still a young child, and I decided I was going to steal from Diana. I was not that good at the time, no better than your average bank robber, so I stretched out but caught. Diana put me on my stomach on her knee, took off my pants and spanked me on my bare bottom. In front of everyone.

Pegasus: Ooooof

Paelen: I was unable to sit down for a week

Cupid: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Emily: It wasn't that funny...

Cupid: *crying of laughter* YES IT WAS

Emily: O-kay I am surrounded by idiots

Me: You and me both

Emily: You're also an idiot

Me: Ouch. Anyway, gonna stop there, they've been taking for a very long time... I'm just gonna teach Pegasus some more slang (don't tell the others it was me) and get a mute button for Cupid's laughing. Cya later and stay cool!


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