Johnny Charlie and Danny are dead they are waiting in purgatory for Satan to decide their fate. Satan has told them that they each get to ask one question and if Satan gets it right they go to hell but if he gets it wrong that guy goes to heaven.
Johnny is up first and he asks "Satan I want you to find a resonable solution to world Hunger"
Satan replies "Cannibalism now go to hell" Next is Danny and Danny asks "The cure to cancer"
Satan is baffled and lets him go to heven. Its Charlies turn and he asks Satan for a chair with seven holes in the seat Satan pulles up a char with seven holes in it. Charlie says "not so fast" Then Charlie sits in the chair and farts. Then he asks Satan "Which hole did the fart come from? Satan replies "I think it was the middle hole" Charlie says "I think you're wrong the fart came from my asshole now can I fuckin leave now?"
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