Naruto of the sand [HIATUS]

Second exam and Naruto get the big sad?

I'm not going to do the "talking thing"

Naruto P.O.V

As we were headed to the forest of death? Yeah, yeah that's it, some kid fell off a building and almost died......

That was kankuro, I know right that's dumb so we helped him and got there before I'll quote "the sexy and single anko I-forget-how-to-spell-her-last-name" that quote was from the author 

"HEY THATS MEAN" author-"Sama" said "HEY SHAP BEEING MEAN OR ILL CALL THE "SHINIGAMI" OF YOUR WORLD" he said again so when ankh got here she tried to seduce me but it failed miserably and by that I mean miserably I barley moved a muscle so we got through the forest of death to the center, temari became unconscious I think well me and garra were talking while temari lie there.

Temari P.O.V

As I lay there faking unconscious so I could hear the guys talk garra asked Naruto when he would ask me out, he answered with "I don't know she'd probably reject me for someone like Sasuke back in the sand" then I decided to speak and say "IDIOT I WOULD NOT SETTLE FOR SOMEONE LIKE THAT STUPID SASUKE GUY I ALREADY LIKE SOMEONE AND HE'S IN THE FriCkInG BUILDING" at that point Naruto's heart dropped like a water drop at the highest peak to the lowest point, then he almost cried.

(221 words that's all I'm going to say)