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tricky._.missy: like, adam can like, get it...👀😉😏
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adamkindacool: oh ¿?
➜tricky._.missy: 🤷🏽♀️
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missedmissy: guess who woke up from a....nap👀
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User5: so, how was your nap ? ➜missedmissy: pretty refreshing my dear child
User6: did you have good dreams momma ? ➜missedmissy: good dreams filled with your father😉 ➜ ➜ User7: ew mom, we don't need to know that . ➜ ➜ ➜ missedmissy: whoops, that just...slipped in there... ➜ ➜ ➜ ➜ User8: mom, love the puns, hate what we're talking about .
thehypehousela: wow mom, who took the picture? ➜missedmissy: i did . it's called a timer .
adamdillonn: hi ¿? ➜missedmissy: hello my dear husband😘 ➜ ➜ adamdillonn: i didn't know i was married... ➜ ➜ ➜ missedmissy: i-🥺
missedmissy:
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missedmissy: so my lovely children....i have bad news.....your dad forgot about us...max, fix this.
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adamdillonn: children?! ➜missedmissy: yes 🙄 we have adopted over a million children. i'm filing for a divorce ➜ ➜ adamdillonn: what? nooo🥺 ➜ ➜ ➜ missedmissy: too late. the lawyer's already on the case🤷🏽♀️ ➜➜➜➜adamdillonn: it hasn't even been a minute... ➜ ➜ ➜ ➜ ➜ User9: mom has a lawyer on speed dial apparently
maxdressler: you do know that i'm not an actual lawyer right? ➜missedmissy: dammit max shush ➜➜adamdillonn: so we're still married? ➜ ➜ ➜missedmissy: oh, so nooow you remember our marriage ? ➜ ➜ ➜ ➜adamdillonn: yes🥺 ➜➜➜➜➜missedmissy: hmmm 🤔....okay 😁
missedmissy :
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missedmissy: nevermind my lovelies, he remembers😁
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User10: so when are you going to meet dad, mom ? ➜missedmissy: when i move to the us ➜➜adamdillonn: you don't live in us? ➜ ➜ ➜missedmissy: nope😁 but i'm moving there
