1. THOU SHALL NOT TALK DURING GEOFF'S SOLO IN CRAVE OR GROUP CHAT
2. THOU SHALL RESPECT THE MEMBERS PRIVATE LIVES
3. THOU MUST NOT TALK ABOUT SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED
4. THOU SHALL MOSTLY TALK THROUGH ALL CAPS
5. THOU SHALL STAND FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM: GROUP CHAT
6. THOU SHALL NOT SKIP WORST ONCE THE LYRICS COME ON
7. THOU MUST SING AWSTEN'S VERSE IN IHATEMETOO
8. THOU SHALL NOT TALK DURING AWSTEN'S "HI" IN TURBULENT
9. THOU SHALL APPRECIATE EACH MEMBER / FRIEND OF PARX EQUALLY
10. THOU SHALL RESPECT OTHER PARXIES OPINIONS EVEN IF YOU DON'T AGREE WITH THEM (UNLESS IT'S SOMETHING SERIOUS)
( hi! please do not attack the members of this cult! this purely a joke and should be taken as such! - emerson✨ )
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