Stupid quotes to make you happy(sometimes)

Oddle wodle

"I was just so fucking sick of cleaning after you guys so I murdered him"
-A

"If ya meant tarnation.. Why, shucky, gosh darn, an' Bless yer cotton pickin' li'l heart missy!"
-Assistant

"Is that a rain deer or a white goat?"
-Assistant's step grandma

"Once you get close to him...pull out the chloroform"
-Even high school prodigies have it easy in another world

"Through them out the window"
-Me

"Your expectations only drag me deeper into despair"
-me

"We're getting children in bulk"
-A
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