Male reader x Erma

Dentist [Short Chapter]

I woke up, late. I yawned loudly, stretching my arms out and looking at the time. it was 10:00. "Shit! I'm late!" I scream.

"ラブボンド" I teleported to where Erma was at.

Sam: "There you are."

Y/n: "Sorry, overslept. So Erma, ready for the cleaning?" She shook her head no. "Hey, listen." I made her look at me. "I will be there with you. You'll be fine."

Nurse: "Erma? Doctor Craven will see you now."

Sam: "Want me to come as well?" 

Nurse: "No need, we have a special assistant. Father! It's time!"

Father: "Right this way, Erma." I sigh.

Y/n: "S'gonna be one of THOSE days, huh?" I say to myself as we both step into the room. When she sat on the chair, she was strapped on there. "The hell, what the fuck is this for?"

Doctor: "It's for safety precautions from last time."

Y/n: "Jeez, hun, what did you do to these people?" I joked, causing the tension for her to be less.

Doctor: "Open wide Erma." She did, and alot of bugs and stench came up. "Get some holy water for the sprayer."

Y/n: "More like HOLY shit Bae, what did you do to your precious mouth?" She shrugged as best as she could.

-A few minutes later-

Y/n: "Erma, sweetie, calm down, if we can-ACK" I was cut off by being hit with her hair, and slammed against a wall. I felt dizzy from the damage I took.  "Erma, I know you don't do this on purpose, but you think you could pull the punches?"

Doctor: "Erma, this could go alot faster if you hold still." She responded by biting the water hose.

Father: "Doctor, I'm pretty sure this isn't working." Erma lifted some sharp tools and threw it at the father. A blaster head came up to block the tools from hitting Father. "Thank you, sir!" The blaster gained it's bottom jaw, and blasted at the wall.

Doctor: "I thought you're supposed to help!"

Y/n: "What do you mean, I AM helping against all these birds in here." I say in my dizzy state. Unknowingly, I charge up two more blasters at the roof. Erma hisses at the doctors.

Doctor: "Erma, if you keep struggling, this'll take much longer than needed."

Nurse: "It's alright dear, we won't hurt you. Just breathe in and out." She did so and began to calm down. All the objects that was flying around fell, and I blasted my blasters, unknowingly destroying 2 large desks that could've killed me.

Y/n: "I saved the day!" I say as I fall onto the floor.

Doctor: "Good, Erma. Good. Now we're almost done. There's a little more gunk we need to clean. Think you can be brave a little longer?" She nods, a little scared. He began to clean off the teeth, Erma seemingly getting less and less controllable, until he finally stopped, and she sighed, only to have him miss a spot, going back once more, Erma jolted with a hateful form. Before she could harm the doctors, She was grabbed by me, still delusional.

Y/n: "See, you made it through! It wasn't too hard was it??" She looked at me and calmed down, and smiled. "Bull riding isn't easy, but you got first place!" She seemed confused at what I'm saying. "Proud of you sport." I fall onto the ground again.

Sam's POV

Sam: "Are you sure I don't have to be in there with Erma?"

Nurse: "Trust me, sir, we make sure that each child is in capable hands. And besides that, she has to eventually handle this type of thing on her own, right?"

Sam: "I guess, but..." I was cut off by the doctor with Erma, a lollipop in her mouth. The doctor doesn't look injured at all, but he's holding Y/n with a bandaged head.

Doctor: "I believe these two are yours?"

Sam: "How did it go?"

Doctor: "Well, she levitated equipment all around, the priest was unharmed thanks to Y/n, but he got hit hard by Erma, so he blasted a few things in a dizzy state, and she would've harmed us and more if Y/n didn't console her, in his dizzy state, than I bandaged him up. Overall, an EXTREME improvement from last time."

Sam: "Oh, well that's good."

Doctor: "But we're sending you the bill."

-Later-

I woke up, dazed from how I got in Erma's house.

Y/n: "What happened?"

Felicia: "You hit your head hard when Erma threw you on that wall." Erma had a sorry look on her face. I smile.

Y/n: "S'okies, I think you didn't do too bad at the dentists. Though, I probably feel like I should have remembered something I said earlier....oh well."

Felicia: "Wanna watch some Warrior Unicorn Princess?"

Y/n: "I think I need that." We spent the rest of the day watching some WUP.

-At Night-

Felicia: "Come on, kiddo, off to bed with you." She sluggishly went to her bed. "Your almost there, just hop on up and-" Erma crawled into her bed, and we both looked down and saw a pillow and blanket under there. "Must be a monster thing."

Y/n: "Maybe, I wouldn't say it like that though. Welp, I'mma head onto Erma's bed then." I say, hopping onto her bed and taking off my shirt.

Felicia: "What about your bed?"

Y/n: "I'm tired, Fel. If I teleport while tired, then I might end up somewhere else. Mostly like in a wall." She mouthed an oh.

Felicia: "Well, goodnight you two. No doing it okay?"

Y/n: "Too tired, and okay, sister." I said before falling asleep.

Felicia: "You view me as a sister?"

Y/n: "Like an older sister, yea."

Felicia: "Hmm....goodnight, lil bro."