a shrektastic election

Shrek was only 18 and ready to vote. He loved this country sooo much, he prayed to Obama everynight saying Obama is love, Obama is life. He attended one of Obama's speeches, and watched as the President said his majestic words. "With liberty and justice for all" Obama says. Obama makes eye contact with shrek, which gets shrek hard. " Get in me swaamp!" Shrek says in his mind. After the speech, Shrek went home, and prayed to his Obama shrine.  After Shrek is done,he hears a knock on his window. It is Obama. Shrek is overjoyed. Obama burst through the window, leaving a trail of fried chicken behind him. shrek instantly jizzes, " is that really you bae ?"he moans. Obama kisses him and grabbed his swampy area saying  i am the president of the united states and i am about to invade your pants. Obama undresses, and shrek grabs his onion dildo. He shoves the dildo into Obama while Obama sings the Star Spangled Banner. Suddenly, Hillary Clinton shows up with her onionzooka, destroying the room. Obama flies away on his bald eagle, with the onion still deep inside him. He feels a little bump inside him. The onion plant has sprouted. "SHREK gave me love, Shrek gave me life." Obama says, as he strokes his belly, which contains their baby Levi Ebola Jäger