(_^Crush^_) haikyuu UwU Kageyama X Reader

Angry y/n

Yua: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO WONDER YOU WERE SO GRUMPY BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Y/n: STAP LAUGHING YOU IDOIT

Yua: BAHAAHAHA

Y/n: fine am not sharing the pizza I bought

Yua:.....

Y/n: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA  ew

Yua: Do we have drinks

Y/n:  ...

Yua: BAHAAHHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAGAga *cough*

Y/n:BAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUMBASS ew again

Yua: pfft

*Door bell rings*

Y/n and yua: Pizza?

You open the door it's the lovely pizza guy

You hand the money

Y/n: Tank you

Yua: wow he was a bitch didn't even say anything

Y/n: IKR LEMME GO PUNCH EM

yua: no we got the pizza all the matters

Y/n: your right then your wrong

Yua: idgf

Y/n: course you don't

Yua: LETS JUST DIG IN

Y/n: dig ? In what

Yua: dumbass the pizza

Y/n: we need a shovel- UR NOT BURRING MY PIZZA

Yua:

(Yua's reaction)

Y/n: WhatEVER

Y'all eats the yummy pizza with (any type of TOPPINGS YOU WANT) With bread sticks

Yua: let's go to bed

Y/n: I can't

Yua: why..OH

Y/n: can you walk over there with mah

Yua: FINE

Y'all walk to the store

y/n: IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH

Yua: already

Y/n: JUST SHUT UP

Yua: BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Y/n: ILL CUT YOU INTO PEICES

Yua: *Burps* BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Y/n: dang yua your breath smells

Yua: dang y/n you look like you gained some pounds

Y/n: WELL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GAINED SOME PORES

Yua: TO HELL I DIDN'T I TAKE CARE OF MY FACE UNLIKE U

Y/n: IS THAT SO WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU WASHED UR FACE

Yua: ... yesterday

Y/n: ew bitch you nasty

Yua: EW BITCH YO BLOOD NASTY

Y/n: THATS IT YOU BI-

There's this women and a little kid in front of u

Kid: mommy there scary

Mom: Don't worry sweetie UwU

Mom: learn how to control ur angry young girls!!

Yua: e.e

Y/n: who she talkin to

Yua: let's just get ur stuff

Y/n: fine

You look behind and..stick up ur magic finger THE MIDDLE FINGER then proceed walking

You burst into the store and get
Yo stuff and get out

Yua: race yuh

Y/n: EASY

you win

Yua: dang for girl on her period you can run fast

You have a disguted look on your face

Y/n: NASTY

Yua: BAHAHAHAHAHAH

y'all enter y'alls house you dash to the restroom you go in DEH bootiful bath tub

You finish your wonderful shower and look and the mirror

Y/n: what an ugly peice of shit

You OFC put on ur clothes (any clothes teehee) AND OFC CHANGE DAH FAK

you walk out the bathroom and see yua crying

Y/n: GIRL WHY YOU CRYING

Yua: Your nasty ass finally took a shower *sniff*

Y/n: THATS IT

you jump her back and pull her hair

Yua: SHIT HEAD GET OFF MY BACK

Y/n: zzzzzz

Yua pov

Yua: wow she's alseep -.-

Yua: well I'll just lay her down I guess

Y/n: *SNORES LOUDLY*

yua: Ew how do you fall asleep that fast

Y/n: Kageyama tits...ZZZZZZzzz

Yua: PFFFT

yua mind: THE FUK LMAOOOO BAHAHAHAHAHAH

yua: wait a minute

Yua: Omg Kageyama ur so nice UwU

Y/n pov (dream)

I see yua talking to Kageyama blushing

Y/n: bitch well am very sure am in a dream so..let's see what goes on CAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT IT A DREAM

Yua: Kageyama WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HANDS~~~

Kageyama :sure OwO

Y/n: the fUk

Yua: can I kissu you also UwU

Kageyama:su-

Dream ends

You get up fast and wave your arms up and down and bonk yua's head

Y/n: AAHHH

Yua: AHHH

Y/n: hoe go to sleep

Yua: bitch Shut up

Y/n:MMM no

(A/N)
YAH YEET FEET  hey......hey....HEY UwU I finished attack on Titan and may or maY not dO a eren x reset huehuehue or a mikasa x male reader OR A LEVI X READER HUEHUEHUE but he's poplaur so ehhhh sksks and yua needs to tell you something

Yua: ur.   A.   Dumbass PERIODT

that's rude o.o

Yua: I don't give a shit

Ugly ass attitude i gave you huh whatever

BAI