Get crushed by a crusher
Destroy vital apparatus
Find a way
Into android hell
Run too fast on a pool of propulsion gel
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Play hide and seek with a turret
Stand in front of an energy pellet
Push your friend
Into toxic waste
Shoot a portal straight into outer space
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Rub your face on a hard light bridge
Forget your boots and fall off the edge
Suffocate
In toxic gas
Look at the operational
End of the device
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Fall out of a test chamber
Get thrown down an incinerator
Consume a lot
Of bouncy goo
I...wonder, what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Donate one or more of your vital organs
Fall into a pool of deadly toxins
Go in a chronosleep when there's no more power
Get put into
a potato and get eaten by a crow
Stand on a platform heading towards fire
Wait around for half-life 3!
They're the dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
BE SAFE AROUND WATTPAD- A MESSAGE FROM HOPELESS11!
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Hey guys, hopeless here.
I just want to thank all you that have read this book so far. Thanks especially to all you that have voted or commented. Okay promise, I'll update every 1-3 days. Well, until I run out of songs.
I just want or say thanks to Harry for giving me so much awesome material.
Also, if you have a portal song that I haven't done yet, please comment to say which and I promise I'll get to it eventually.
Thank you and goodnight.
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portal song lyrics
Randomlyrics to all portal songs Thanks so much for 2.5 k reads, guys!
