Alexander: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Thomas: Why?
Alexander: To get to the idiot's house. Knock, knock.
Thomas: Who's there?
Alexander: The chicken.
Thomas:
Alexander:
Thomas: I won't stab you on one condition.
Alexander: What?
Thomas: Tell that joke to James.
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What You Think I Said - Hamilton: All American Crack
Historical Fictionwhy do we ship the founder fathers? because it confuses the outsiders. this is basically just a bunch of incorrect hamilton quotes. enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ✒ cover made by me ✒ quotes found of pinterest, tumblr, etc. ✒ hamilton: an all am...