"Inasa x Iida"
"???"
"They are both annoying, and always shout rules and shit! They are the same person!"
"Pom are you ok?"
"THEY ARE BOTH BUILT LIKE SQUARES"
"You are right. Maybe they are related?"
"EVEN FUCKING BETTER! THEY BOTH HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH WIND! WIND CALVES? WIND BALD?"
"Pom, you seem...off"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A REVELATION!!!!!"
"I like this side of you."
"SHAVE IIDAS HEAD!"
"...I agree. This is for research."
"In class tomorrow. I'm shaving that hoe!"
"I'll help."
"HE CAN'T SHOUT AT ME TO GET MY FEET OFF MY DESK NO MORE!"
"We aren't going to kill him, are we?"
"I am!"
"Are you ok?"
"No."
"What happened?"
"He and floaty came into my room and stole all my fucking shoes! Something about the consequences for my feet on the desk."
"Oh. I can buy you new shoes?"
"I DON'T NEED YOUR SUGAR DADDY'S MONEY!"
"If anything I would be the sugar daddy."
"Wtf?"
"I'm rich, so wouldn't I be the sugar daddy?"
"Stop talking, this is weird. I just want to murder Iida."
"I can be your sugar daddy?"
"FUCK OFF! NO! YOU DAMN CREEP!"
"But you need shoes?"
"Do you even know what a fucking sugar daddy is?"
"Someone who gives you money for a favor in return. Like I give you money for shoes, and then you make me a cake or something? That's what Midoriya told me."
"Close enough. But fuck no! I have plenty of money on my own! AND MY DAD OWNS FASHION SHIT TF?!"
"So you're well off. I see."
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{TodoBaku} 3 AM
Fanfiction/Text Fic Both Katsuki and Shoto have trouble sleeping for each of their own reasons. But one day Shoto hears a loud scream in the dorm, obviously from Katsuki. So he sends a text to ask him what's wrong. #1 in Todobaku 9/9/21 #1 in Bakutodo 7/3/20 ...
