January 1, 20**.
It was his first day at school. After the first period, an unknow kid with a weird hairstyle asked him, "Hey! What's your name?... Your phone looks cool!"
He was silent for a few seconds, then he started typing on the internet with all capital letters: HEY GOOGLE, WHAT'S MY NAME?
Then the internet showed him his birth certificate and his name. He answered the question.
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