new phone who dis || mairi (COMPLETED)

6. says mattia

16/3 1:03pm
jersey bois

edgar allen HOE:
come over 🥺

slomo king:
I'm here already? Damn feeling unappreciated smh

big boi:
nah im good im at kairis and i dont feel like travelling

robo the hobo:
weren't you there like 2 days ago

cutest wasian:
this bitch never left 😤

edgar graduate:
did mattia move in or smth?

big boi:
mad bc you wish you were me huh

edgar graduate:
🤢 no thanks

slomo king:
You two still going at it?

edgar graduate:
nah we're chill

big boi:
sorta 👀

robo the hobo:
you never explained what happened smh. how are we supposed to know who to secretly side with??

edgar allen HOE:
sorry mattia but ale's my edgar twin, i legally have to side with him in all cases

big boi:
dw as long as i have @cutest wasian

cutest wasian:
says who

big boi:
says me

edgar allen HOE:
says mattia

slomo king:
Says Mattia

robo the hobo:
says you

c'mon we're all thinking it. kairi has to be a LITTLE bit into it

cutest wasian:
👀

big boi:
👀?

cutest wasian:
🤢

edgar graduate:
👀

big boi:
🔫

robo the hobo:
damn why can't i have a relationship like that

edgar allen HOE:
🥺 you could if you came over

cutest wasian:
🥺
👉👈 may i come?

slomo king:
You're always welcome in this household 💕

big boi:
🤢

edgar graduate:
🤢

slomo king:
Stfu and make a move already, cowards

big boi:
we been TRYING

edgar allen HOE:
oop

cutest wasian:
??

robo the hobo:
never change kairi never change

tho but fr i wish people were interested in me like they are in kairi

edgar allen HOE:
we can be lonely together 🥺

slomo king:
threeway?

edgar allen HOE:
threeway.

cutest wasian:
john green is rolling over in his grave

robo the hobo:
so is augustus

cutest wasian:
why you gotta do him like that 🥺

big boi:
that could be us but you playing

cutest wasian:
why tf would i want to be dead?

edgar allen HOE:
oof f in the chat boys

slomo king:
😔✊

robo the hobo:
f 😔✊

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