Word of god (CONTAINS SPOILERS)

Answers to Q and A!!

1. I am curious, is this microwave a male or female? 😳

Ans q1: I am a microwave, hence no gender

Buuutt you can think of me as a male, female, both, none or other :) I am flexible and will fit in any mold

2. Like what continent are you from?
3. Country?

Ans q2,3: my friends, I am a westaboo who never been to any western country before SSKSKSKS

Hence I am Asian :)) North? East? South? Or West Asian? That is up to yall to decide, be creative!!!!

(I dont have the coronavirus dont worry :,))

4.How long is your hair and what colour is it?

Ans q4: my hair rn is like shoulder lenght and its black in colour?? Idk if sun shines on it it becomes  diahorrea coloured ;))

5.What's the correct answer to your last update in this book?

Ans q5: 🤔🤔 the previous update is the history of microwaveness, so i guess the correct answer is the whole chapter itself??🤷‍♂️

6. Something u think is hot?

Ans q6: ok this is vague, i thibk the sun is hot because it can reach up to like a trillion degrees or something

I think a nice, mommy-ish personality is 'hot' too, like Harper's bc i have some mommy issues irl SKSKSKSSKS

And the Coronavirus issue rn is 'hot news' cause everyone's talking about it

Fun fact: i have never tried a hot pocket before

7. Whai are u gae?
[you get it?]

8. Do u have kids or a significant other? If you do, please describe their personality

Ans q8: SKSKSK KIDS ARE NO NO FOR ME TOO MUCH RESPONSIBLITY, TOO MUCH COMMITMENT TOO MUCH EXPENSES TOO MUCH EVERYTHINF NOOOO KIDS NOOO KIDS

If i had kids, I predict im gonna be a deadbeat parent, i wouldnt b a good parent bc imm still freking emotionally immature and weak, so if im frustrated, im just gonna ditch everything and cut off everyone haha i am actually toxic irl

i dont have a significant other because i think they're like... kids, u gotta have some degree of responsibility, commitment, pay expenses etc SKSKSK NO I DONT WANT A SIG OTHER EITHER LMAO

Also im like havig a really low EQ, so even if its a really small fight wirh my (hypothetical) significant other, its divorce/breakup time babee!!!!

And ill probably ghost them for something reallt petty too, so no kids no sig other bc i know im freakinf toxic and in need of therapy✌️

9. Fav food?

Ans q9: hmm i dont think i have one, bc like im the type to rather die than to eat the same food everyday

But i can tell u the category of food that are my fav, I like sour and salty hot foods— not so much affection for sweet and cold ones though

Fun fact: i hate eating bananas and papayas because my parents forced me to eat them when i was young to beat my constipation

10. (That whole text by Raynefire4908)

Ans q10: skskks westaboos mean peoole who like idolizes western culture, doesnt matter what type of west are yall talking about, it could be american, european, british, Australian etc

But im asian and i live in one of its country (i dont have the coronavirus dont worry) :,)

I speak english because i learned it from cartoons and stuff, i dont know how to speak my mother tongue  SKSKSK IM A FAILURE

Hmm aside from my personal facebook and instagram account, i guess nope.

I miiiight be on discord when im reeally, really, really free :))

11. Fav emoji?

Ans q11: hmm hard to say, i like emojees that are like uhhgg 'ironic'? Idk how to explain

But heres my set of fav emojees
😳🥺🥰👁👄👁🤔👀

THanks for asking me questions :))

Btw i noticed that a lot of my readers are Fillipinos and Indonesians, hii!!! :))

I know a bit of Bahasa Indonesia but i had to rely on google translate for fillipino :,))

Thanks for reading my books!!