Interview with The Couple
Samuel: (waves enthusiastically.) Helloooo. Welcome back to our channel.
Zelah: (laughing) This is not a YouTube channel, it's an interview.
Samuel: Oh right. (Muttering) It's still our channel though.
Author: Of course it is, Chef. I know you guys have a busy schedule with the new restaurant and all but I was hoping I could ask you a few questions.
Zelah: Of course. What would you like to know?
Author: Did you guys know that I've rewritten your story and I'm gonna publish for people to buy? I know it's last minute but—
Samuel: (gasp) You mean, our dramatic lives were on display for free? So we're...cheap?
Zelah: That's what you're worried about? What do you mean rewrite? Our story is bad??
Author: I wouldn't say it like that—
Zelah: (sighs) wow. Is it because of how I handled some stuff? Because I can be better, I promise. (Eyes Sam) He's just so frustrating sometimes, drives me crazy.
Samuel: (wiggles eyebrows) I make up for it though.
Zelah: (giggles) Stoppppp, we're on camera.
Author: (clears throat) Okay um, guys. The story wasn't bad, okay? I just thought that I could do a better job in it's execution, that's all. There were plot holes and other things so I had to do something. But you guys are perfect, really.
Samuel: I just have one question.
Zelah: I have several.
Samuel: Wait, let me ask mine. Am I still bossy? Do I still end up with Zelah?
Zelah: I knew it. Two questions. My first question is—
Samuel: It's a compound question.
Zelah: Compound question. Compound question? What is that?
Author: Guys?
Zelah: Right, sorry. My question is, will new characters be added? Will they affect me?
Samuel: That's two questions, wifey.
Zelah: (shrugs) It's a compound question.
Author: Yes, new characters will be added but that's all I can say.
Samuel: (stares at Zelah) Didn't you just say…?
Zelah: (ignores him) Soo, if you can't answer our questions, why are we here?
Author: You're here because I want you to ask your fanbase to buy and read your updated version when it comes out.
Samuel: Why didn't you just say sooo? We've been wasting time. (Stares straight at you.) Andy Hare is releasing our story soon. Please read it. Please buy it. We are not cheap, we are good quality characters and we deserve some RESPECT!
Zelah: Um…babe? I don't think you should be shouting at them.
Samuel: You're right, I'm sorry.
Zelah: (rolls her eyes) let me handle it. (Stares straight at you) Hey sweetheart, please buy our book when it comes out. If I know my creator well, it will be affordable and it will be a wonderful read. How do I know this? Because me and this guy here, my husband? We're pretty interesting people.
Samuel: Yep. Interesting. Veeerryy interesting. (Looks at author) I have to get back to the kitchen now.
Author: Really? Like right now?
Samuel: There's Food to be made, lady. Oh and one last thing. Anyone who buys the book gets free food from the restaurant. Literally anything you want. (Winks)
Author: Are you sure you have enough food for that?
Samuel: Mind your business. Okay guysss, thanks for watching this video. Please like, comment and subscribe to our channel. The link to the restaurant Instagram page is in the description box below—
Author: Sam? Sam. There is no description box below. And this is not a YouTube channel. You need to stop watching all those YouTube videos.
Zelah: (facepalms) Honestly. I just can't believe him.
Author: Okay guys, say byeee.
Samuel: Bye. (Walks off.)
Zelah: (looks at you apologetically) I'm sorry, he's not usually that rude, he's just a workaholic.
Samuel: (off camera) ZELAH!
Zelah: (runs off) I'm coming! Sheesh.
Author: (stares after them in awe and wonder)
Cameraman: Should this keep rolling or…?
Author: Just turn it off. Turn it off.
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RomanceHave you ever felt weak because things affect you more than others? Meet Zelah Cooper, an estranged sous chef in search of her peace of mind, despite her traumatic past. Samuel Holden is everything on the outside, from his looks to his cooking ski...
